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Category: Gross
Message: A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.
The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?"
The husband replies, "Autumn."
Submitted By: Dulce Chica

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Just 'cause I have to get on AIM everywhere I go (hospitals, library, laptop in the car, even during class) does not mean I am addicted!
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2.9/5 (70 votes)

Submitted by: OUpug08
I live a weird life hiding behind a computer instead of walking out into the big horrible world.
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2.8/5 (69 votes)

Submitted by: Emma
I can't take it ANYMORE!!! I'm so hooked!!! I need to get off!! But I cant Stop! I need another patch! ahhh! much better... now for a cigarette...
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2.8/5 (92 votes)

Submitted by: tkf2k
%n, if I'm an addict, then how come you're IM'ing me?
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2.8/5 (65 votes)

Submitted by: natalie
Im addicted to...
Food,
Guys,
TV,
AIM
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2.8/5 (137 votes)

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I heard you're doing ok But I want you to know I'm addict I'm addicted to AIM I can't pretend I don't care When you don't think about me Do you think I deserve this? I tried to make you happy but you left anyway I'm trying to forget that I'm addicted to AIM But I want it and I need it I'm addicted to AIM Now it's over can't forget what you said and I never wanna do this again Heartbreaker Since the day I met AIM And after all we've been through I'm still addict I'm addicted to AIM I think you know that it's true I'd run a thousand miles to get you Do you think I deserve this? I tried to make you happy I did all that I could Just to keep you But you left anyway How long will I be waiting? Until the end of times I don't know why I'm still waiting I can't make you mine Heartbreaker I'm addicted to AIM
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2.8/5 (108 votes)

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When I'm online, I'm glad I'm not Manic Depressive because I might just commit suicide waiting for a person to take there away sign off!
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2.6/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: iforgetmyname
I'm not as addicted to the internet as %n is!
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2.4/5 (82 votes)

Submitted by: Z
HELP! I can't get away from my computer!!
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2.3/5 (79 votes)

Submitted by: Drpeppergulpper



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