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Category: Life
Message: I hate my life can I have yours?
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Hello all. How are you? I'm obviously not here, but don't worry! Don't be sad - never fret! I'll be back. Maybe in a minute, maybe in two. I'm just taking a short break from this computer for what ever reason. So maybe while I'm gone, you should eat some cheese. Did you know cheese is good for you? Take French for example....the Bri kind....yummy yummy. well anyway. I am going to be back soon. very soon. and by the time your done reading this, ILL BE BACK! so hang tight...or hang ten? I'll be back! which may or may not be a good thing ;)
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3.4/5 (151 votes)

Submitted by: hem4170
Did you just say that they are making us think the thought that we thought before we even thunk it? Or maybe you just mis-understood and they really said that we are thinking about the thoughts of the person who is next to us and what they are thinking is what we just thunk?!?!?!?! WAIT!!! Now I am confused!!!! Why don't you try to sort out my many problems until I get back. ;)
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3.3/5 (174 votes)

Submitted by: Umm IDunno328
TkHkIkSkIkSkAkWkAkYkTkOkKkEkEkPkAkDkUkMkBkAkSkSkBkUkSkY read every other letter starting with T
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3.3/5 (791 votes)

Submitted by: oellxsi
This should keep you busy while I am gone!
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3.2/5 (273 votes)

Submitted by: D1sfunkshunal
IT's %t do you know where your imginary friend is?
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3.1/5 (168 votes)

Submitted by: l0st55
I I am I am so I am so so I am so so sorry I am so so sorry that I am so so sorry that I i am so so sorry that I wasted I am so so sorry that I wasted your I am so so sorry that I wasted your time I am so so sorry that I wasted your time for I am so so sorry that I wasted your time for 60 seconds I am so so sorry that I wasted your time for 60 seconds. LOL
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2.9/5 (201 votes)

Submitted by: sballvballbball3
Hey, I'm away right now. Wanna know what I'm doing? Well okay. Come closer...closer...closer... NO CLOSER!!!okay here goes...NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!Ha ha haaa!! You'll never know what I'm doing! Only I do!!!
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2.7/5 (245 votes)

Submitted by: LunarLady799
Dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o) annoying, isn't it
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2.7/5 (280 votes)

Submitted by: guanzy
The other day I was walking when I came across a paper and this is what it said: This is a This is way This is to This is waste This is someones This is time This is a way to waste someone's time. This is I This is just This is wasted This is a This is lot This is of This is your This is time This is I just wasted a lot of your time.
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2.7/5 (223 votes)

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I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves,i know a song that gets on everybodys nerves and this is how it goes! I know a song that gets on everybody nerves, everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves, i know a song that gets on everybodys nerves and this is how it goes...
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2.6/5 (222 votes)

Submitted by: Punkkc13
By the time you read this...you've aready read it!!
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2.6/5 (245 votes)

Submitted by: Jesika2437
WOW you must really like reading away messages, well heres a little advice for ya, stop reading this!!!!!

go away man

please go im starting to cry

man you must love reading away messages if your still here after all that.
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2.6/5 (214 votes)

Submitted by: lidl devil



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