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Category: Girl
Message: Booty Shaking,
Heart Breaking,
Mad Hott,
Never Stop,
Short Skirt,
Love to Flirt,
Tight Jeans,
Very Mean,
High Class,
Nice Ass,
Shakin Thys,
Candy Eyes,
Lucious Lips,
Killer Kiss,
Tell me can you handle this?
So with an X & O I'm out like Whoa~
Submitted By: lilbaby2166

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I am currently alphabetizing my M&M's....I'll get back with you when I am done!
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3.8/5 (521 votes)

Submitted by: srniwylfnogard
I am not here so leave a message. Well actually I could be here and I could just be ignoring you and you would never know. So, I guess what I'm saying is leave a message and I'll get back to you when I get back...unless I'm ignoring you......%n
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3.8/5 (202 votes)

Submitted by: Shiznit449
I am not here right now, but if you yell at your monitor very loudly, I may be able to hear you, and if not, itís still good therapy...
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3.7/5 (726 votes)

Submitted by: EdAndGravy
I'm out saving the world from people like you.
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3.7/5 (119 votes)

Submitted by: bobandhowru
If you actually IM me because you see a little yellow notepad next to my name...you have a problem.
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3.7/5 (419 votes)

Submitted by: *DaNcEr*
I am away from my computer right now, but to all my fans who get online with the sole purpose of talking to me, I deeply apologize and regret this grueling situation for the both of us.
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3.7/5 (128 votes)

Submitted by: xc14094
It's raining! It's pouring! You are really boring! So I am gone, but not for long! Don't have a fit! I'll be back in a bit!
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3.7/5 (652 votes)

Submitted by: bippylou
How come you only talk to me when my away message is on?
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3.7/5 (212 votes)

Submitted by: Bubbles200176
I regret to inform you that I am presently not adjacent to my personal central processing unit. I am currently pondering about the dubiousnessís of our existence. My mind is astray when questioning these inquiries so it would be to your best certainty to leave a communication. This act will most conceivably assure a response on my part. Fittingly, until I venture back to my Pentium processor I ensure that my presence will not be too yearned for. (For you idiots...Iím not here, leave a message)
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3.7/5 (610 votes)

Submitted by: TrixieBirdy14
My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...Wait I forgot, I don't have braces! Be right back when I find out why I'm stuck to the carpet.
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3.7/5 (658 votes)

Submitted by: crunchblaster
If I'm Not Back In 5 Mins ... Just Wait Longer
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3.7/5 (343 votes)

Submitted by: BlindBoardPunk
NOW you come online! Well its too late~
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3.7/5 (200 votes)

Submitted by: kandigurl999

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