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Category: Idle
Message: Idle = shutup, I'm not here... :-p
Submitted By: So Ed Said

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I am currently alphabetizing my M&M's....I'll get back with you when I am done!
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3.8/5 (521 votes)

Submitted by: srniwylfnogard
I am not here so leave a message. Well actually I could be here and I could just be ignoring you and you would never know. So, I guess what I'm saying is leave a message and I'll get back to you when I get back...unless I'm ignoring you......%n
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3.8/5 (202 votes)

Submitted by: Shiznit449
I am not here right now, but if you yell at your monitor very loudly, I may be able to hear you, and if not, itís still good therapy...
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3.7/5 (726 votes)

Submitted by: EdAndGravy
I'm out saving the world from people like you.
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3.7/5 (119 votes)

Submitted by: bobandhowru
If you actually IM me because you see a little yellow notepad next to my name...you have a problem.
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3.7/5 (419 votes)

Submitted by: *DaNcEr*
I am away from my computer right now, but to all my fans who get online with the sole purpose of talking to me, I deeply apologize and regret this grueling situation for the both of us.
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3.7/5 (128 votes)

Submitted by: xc14094
It's raining! It's pouring! You are really boring! So I am gone, but not for long! Don't have a fit! I'll be back in a bit!
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3.7/5 (652 votes)

Submitted by: bippylou
How come you only talk to me when my away message is on?
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3.7/5 (212 votes)

Submitted by: Bubbles200176
I regret to inform you that I am presently not adjacent to my personal central processing unit. I am currently pondering about the dubiousnessís of our existence. My mind is astray when questioning these inquiries so it would be to your best certainty to leave a communication. This act will most conceivably assure a response on my part. Fittingly, until I venture back to my Pentium processor I ensure that my presence will not be too yearned for. (For you idiots...Iím not here, leave a message)
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3.7/5 (610 votes)

Submitted by: TrixieBirdy14
My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...Wait I forgot, I don't have braces! Be right back when I find out why I'm stuck to the carpet.
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3.7/5 (658 votes)

Submitted by: crunchblaster
If I'm Not Back In 5 Mins ... Just Wait Longer
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3.7/5 (343 votes)

Submitted by: BlindBoardPunk
NOW you come online! Well its too late~
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3.7/5 (200 votes)

Submitted by: kandigurl999

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