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Category: Poem
Message: If we shadows have offended, think but this and all is mended, if we have but slumbered here, while these visions did appear, and this weak and idle theme, no more yielding than a dream.
Submitted By: Daemarchy

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I am out watching an artificial plant grow.....
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3.7/5 (287 votes)

Submitted by: sweetchik522
If you are my friend hit 1
If you like me more than a friend hit 2
If you want my numba one hit 3
If you want me to talk to you, I'll bbl!
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3.7/5 (148 votes)

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A cow goes moo, a duck goes quack, this chick says brb!!
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3.7/5 (161 votes)

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Im not away right now, I just like the little yellow pad beside my name for looks.
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3.6/5 (294 votes)

Submitted by: Teknik
The notepad just gives it all away, doesn't it?
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3.6/5 (325 votes)

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Please insert 25 cents and your message will go through.Thank You!
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3.6/5 (121 votes)

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Find Something else to do because obviously i have.
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3.6/5 (116 votes)

Submitted by: SlvrTear
Out doing things of great consequence...noble deeds that will change the course of human history...sculpting the future for our children and our children's children...or maybe not. Whatever. I don't see YOU doing anything
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3.6/5 (107 votes)

Submitted by: CyrusArtimus
I have an away message up. Think about it.
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3.6/5 (261 votes)

Submitted by: unperphectionist
This is where you leave a message... and I ignore you.
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3.6/5 (93 votes)

Submitted by: Tenshi Chan
With a wink and a kiss, I'm sorry to announce, but this little hottie has got to bounce. So, with an X and an O, I'm out like WHOA. And with a touch of my hair and a twist of my hips, this little hottie is out with a kiss!
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3.6/5 (236 votes)

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Hi %n, (your name's) computer is broken right now. This is the fridge. Now, you can leave a message, but say it slowly, so I can write it on a post-it note and stick it to myself.
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3.5/5 (230 votes)

Submitted by: ShannTTFN

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