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Message: I've got a lovely bunch of coconutsThere they are a-standing in a row...Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head...
Submitted By: sendekYO

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I am out watching an artificial plant grow.....
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3.7/5 (287 votes)

Submitted by: sweetchik522
If you are my friend hit 1
If you like me more than a friend hit 2
If you want my numba one hit 3
If you want me to talk to you, I'll bbl!
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3.7/5 (148 votes)

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A cow goes moo, a duck goes quack, this chick says brb!!
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3.7/5 (161 votes)

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Im not away right now, I just like the little yellow pad beside my name for looks.
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3.6/5 (294 votes)

Submitted by: Teknik
The notepad just gives it all away, doesn't it?
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3.6/5 (325 votes)

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Please insert 25 cents and your message will go through.Thank You!
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3.6/5 (121 votes)

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Find Something else to do because obviously i have.
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3.6/5 (116 votes)

Submitted by: SlvrTear
Out doing things of great consequence...noble deeds that will change the course of human history...sculpting the future for our children and our children's children...or maybe not. Whatever. I don't see YOU doing anything
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3.6/5 (107 votes)

Submitted by: CyrusArtimus
I have an away message up. Think about it.
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3.6/5 (261 votes)

Submitted by: unperphectionist
This is where you leave a message... and I ignore you.
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3.6/5 (93 votes)

Submitted by: Tenshi Chan
With a wink and a kiss, I'm sorry to announce, but this little hottie has got to bounce. So, with an X and an O, I'm out like WHOA. And with a touch of my hair and a twist of my hips, this little hottie is out with a kiss!
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3.6/5 (236 votes)

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Hi %n, (your name's) computer is broken right now. This is the fridge. Now, you can leave a message, but say it slowly, so I can write it on a post-it note and stick it to myself.
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3.5/5 (230 votes)

Submitted by: ShannTTFN

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