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Category: Useless
Message: You see, the problem here is that my little brother this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave and uh my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out and hi-jacked a school bus full of penguins so you see it’s kind of a family crisis so…come back later?.
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Welcome to (your name)'s electronic answering service. Please hold.
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Submitted by: DozySkunk
As you noticed from the post-it note by my name, I'm away. So why are you reading this if you already know??
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3.5/5 (83 votes)

Submitted by: Me123
Stop Im'ing me or you will find yourself with a screen full of your own messages
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3.5/5 (79 votes)

Submitted by: dukebball
I'm trying to break the world record of how many messages I can receive while being away.
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3.5/5 (251 votes)

Submitted by: 2cUTe4u
I left. I don't know where I am. Do you know where I am? Do you know where you are? Are you lost? Did you find you? I found you. You're there at your computer. But I'm not here. So then I guess I'm over there some where.
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3.5/5 (269 votes)

Submitted by: Michelle
Have you ever IM'd someone just to see what their away message said?
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3.5/5 (138 votes)

Submitted by: Goddessgurl505
I'm away. You're aware of this right?
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3.5/5 (144 votes)

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Well, I'm not here. Do you think you can handle it?
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3.5/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: Z
You don't want to know, but I bet you're wondering . . .
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3.5/5 (101 votes)

Submitted by: Z
If I don't care where I am, why should you?
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3.5/5 (83 votes)

Submitted by: ylowvtcruzer
I'm out, I don't know when I'll be back, but if I had to guess, I'd say about 10 minutes from %t
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3.4/5 (62 votes)

Submitted by: E
ME not here, Me go bye, You leave Message, me Reply
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3.4/5 (172 votes)

Submitted by: forgot

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