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Category: Romance
Message: Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.
Submitted By: stina

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Hey I'm away right now...duh!..hence the title "away message"!
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knock knock; Don't you see the DO NOT DISTURB sign on the door?
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Submitted by: megan
Sorry we dont want any cookies...
   *DOOR SLAM*
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Submitted by: ckx143xak
I'm busy planning to be spontaneous!
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Submitted by: SweetLilThang385
With an xXx and a oOo this Qt has to go! So leave me a message don't hesitate. I'll BrB you just have to wait!
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Submitted by: battags4202
Be like No Doubt... Don't Speak... Cuz I'm like N`Sync... Gone!
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Submitted by: lcpatriot
I left. I don't know where I am. Do you know where I am? Do you know where you are? I found you. You're there at your computer. But I'm not. I must be over there somewhere.
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Submitted by: JamiePaige
I'm away drowning my fish...I'll be back when I'm done.
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Submitted by: Confuzzed Voices
There's a very strange human of the male species at my front door, and he won't go away. =-O Hold on while I spray him with the hose. O:-)
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Submitted by: SlickChicSara
My Father just lost his job, I found out my mother's having an affair, my cat is drooling uncontrollably, and YOU....... %n ............ wonder why I'm not here!
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Submitted by: lilhellian247
EveryOne Has An Away Message...So I Guess I Will Have One Too!
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Submitted by: iloveawildtaylor
Hey there %n dont FROWN because I'm gone!! just SMILE cuz I will come back soon just for you!!!
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Submitted by: pantherbabe087

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