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Category: ChuckNorris
Message: One time in an airport a guy accidentally called Chuck Norris "Chick Norris". He explained it was an honest mistake and apologized profusely. Chuck accepted his apology and politely signed an autograph. Nine months later, the guy's wife gave birth to a bearded baby. The guy knew exactly what had happened, and blames nobody but himself.
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I'm watching the thing that shows movies and shows on it. Whats that thing called again?? OH YEAH!! The T.V. bbl.
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1.9/5 (128 votes)

Submitted by: blondehotti1749
Away, Away, Away, Today!
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1.9/5 (108 votes)

Submitted by: CucumberMelon597
Im out..Hit me up on the cell.. but not to hard I dont want you to break it
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2.1/5 (41 votes)

Submitted by: Mini
Hey %n . I'm away right now. If it's important i'll be back soon. Leave a message after the beep. BbEeEeEeEePpPpPpPp!!!!
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2.1/5 (57 votes)

Submitted by: LunarLady799
WOW LOOK AT THAT HOTT CHICK IN THE BIKINI. I'm at the beach I'll IM you when I get back.
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2.1/5 (37 votes)

Submitted by: N64Freak2003
Are your eyes going, because I think I see weird things, do you?? ߧ
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2.1/5 (56 votes)

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I steal my away messages from AIMAwayMessages.com
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2.1/5 (92 votes)

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Umm, Im away. I think. BBL
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2.1/5 (64 votes)

Submitted by: justme
I'm away....DUH
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2.1/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: ME
Hi everyone!I'm out shopping with all of my money right now! NOT! What I have just told you can not be true because I am FLAT BROKE!
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2.1/5 (81 votes)

Submitted by: Lorlie42390
*~*I aint here so beware cuz i might bite u in yo rear, but when u turn around heck i had ya ear im like mike tyson, drivin around and i aint got no liscense*~*
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2.1/5 (79 votes)

Submitted by: HoTcHiCkFrOmTeXaZ
<insert away message here>
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2.1/5 (299 votes)

Submitted by: WunderKaktus

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