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Category: Useless
Message: Submitting my query.
Submitted By: kasheyeyyyy

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Do not IM me because I have an anger mangement problem right now. If you do you will find me hunting you down and trying to hurt you really bad.
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3.4/5 (93 votes)

Submitted by: BlackRose22
Look...I understand you need to talk to me...and you see I'm away...so I'll tell you this.....THERE'S A NEW INVENTION! IT'S CALLED THE TELEPHONE! YOU SEE I'M AWAY BUT YOU IM ME WTF IS WRONG WITH U?... So any way I'll be back bye! :-)
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3.4/5 (261 votes)

Submitted by: DisturbedRocka
Hi %n, (your name's) computer is broken right now. This is the fridge. Now, you can leave a message, but say it slowly, so I can write it on a post-it note and stick it to myself.
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3.5/5 (230 votes)

Submitted by: ShannTTFN
Welcome to (your name)'s electronic answering service. Please hold.
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3.5/5 (96 votes)

Submitted by: DozySkunk
As you noticed from the post-it note by my name, I'm away. So why are you reading this if you already know??
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3.5/5 (83 votes)

Submitted by: Me123
Stop Im'ing me or you will find yourself with a screen full of your own messages
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3.5/5 (79 votes)

Submitted by: dukebball
I'm trying to break the world record of how many messages I can receive while being away.
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3.5/5 (251 votes)

Submitted by: 2cUTe4u
I left. I don't know where I am. Do you know where I am? Do you know where you are? Are you lost? Did you find you? I found you. You're there at your computer. But I'm not here. So then I guess I'm over there some where.
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3.5/5 (269 votes)

Submitted by: Michelle
Have you ever IM'd someone just to see what their away message said?
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3.5/5 (138 votes)

Submitted by: Goddessgurl505
I'm away. You're aware of this right?
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3.5/5 (144 votes)

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Well, I'm not here. Do you think you can handle it?
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3.5/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: Z
You don't want to know, but I bet you're wondering . . .
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3.5/5 (101 votes)

Submitted by: Z

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