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Message: In the darkness I sit, absorbing it all in. Letting the pain surge through every inch of my body, Succumbing to it's sting. And I laugh to myself because I truly believed you loved me...
Submitted By: vjc gal

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I am away from my computer right now, but to all my fans who get online with the sole purpose of talking to me, I deeply apologize and regret this grueling situation for the both of us.
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3.7/5 (128 votes)

Submitted by: xc14094
It's raining! It's pouring! You are really boring! So I am gone, but not for long! Don't have a fit! I'll be back in a bit!
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3.7/5 (652 votes)

Submitted by: bippylou
How come you only talk to me when my away message is on?
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3.7/5 (212 votes)

Submitted by: Bubbles200176
I regret to inform you that I am presently not adjacent to my personal central processing unit. I am currently pondering about the dubiousnessís of our existence. My mind is astray when questioning these inquiries so it would be to your best certainty to leave a communication. This act will most conceivably assure a response on my part. Fittingly, until I venture back to my Pentium processor I ensure that my presence will not be too yearned for. (For you idiots...Iím not here, leave a message)
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3.7/5 (610 votes)

Submitted by: TrixieBirdy14
My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...Wait I forgot, I don't have braces! Be right back when I find out why I'm stuck to the carpet.
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3.7/5 (658 votes)

Submitted by: crunchblaster
If I'm Not Back In 5 Mins ... Just Wait Longer
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3.7/5 (343 votes)

Submitted by: BlindBoardPunk
NOW you come online! Well its too late~
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3.7/5 (200 votes)

Submitted by: kandigurl999
I am out watching an artificial plant grow.....
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3.7/5 (287 votes)

Submitted by: sweetchik522
If you are my friend hit 1
If you like me more than a friend hit 2
If you want my numba one hit 3
If you want me to talk to you, I'll bbl!
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3.7/5 (148 votes)

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A cow goes moo, a duck goes quack, this chick says brb!!
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3.7/5 (161 votes)

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It's amazing how away messages become a part of our lives. I'm sure that you saw that little yellow note by my name and decided to read it, expecting to find out just where I am and exactly what I'm doing. But do you REALLY care? Probably not, because how often do you bother to leave me messages when I'm away? So basically, just be satisfied knowing that I'm not anywhere near my computer right now.
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3.8/5 (1516 votes)

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I'm away right now, searching for my mind. I was told it was lost.
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3.8/5 (339 votes)

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