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Category: Sick
Message: I'm obviously online because I'm home. I'm obviously home because I'm sick. I'm obviously sick so I'm resting. I'm obviously resting so leave one.
Submitted By: XoCheerChick03oX

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Maybe I'm not here. Maybe I am here, and I'm just waiting to see what you type when you think I'm gone. Maybe this whole away message is just a cruel mind game. Maybe not.
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3.8/5 (816 votes)

Submitted by: DozySkunk
Tryin to figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop. I'll be back when I'm done.
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3.8/5 (332 votes)

Submitted by: theanswes41
I'm playing with the little yellow lines in the middle of the road. I'll be back when I'm done.
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3.8/5 (186 votes)

Submitted by: Sexy drummer 666
I fell out of my chair. This might take a while....
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3.8/5 (976 votes)

Submitted by: AliChicaChe
I am currently alphabetizing my M&M's....I'll get back with you when I am done!
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3.8/5 (521 votes)

Submitted by: srniwylfnogard
I am not here so leave a message. Well actually I could be here and I could just be ignoring you and you would never know. So, I guess what I'm saying is leave a message and I'll get back to you when I get back...unless I'm ignoring you......%n
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3.8/5 (202 votes)

Submitted by: Shiznit449
Hey (Your Name) is unable to come to the computer right now so leave your name, your phone number, your best friend's phone number, your credit card pin number, a hott guy's name and number, and a 4-7 page essay on why I should get back to you first. !!!!THANKS!!!!
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3.9/5 (2240 votes)

Submitted by: Mollerz
I'm temporarily distracted by a shiny object
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3.9/5 (1243 votes)

Submitted by: skillz
Whats the deal with long away messages? They're so stupid! I mean all you have to say is "I'm away" and we get the picture! Have you ever read one before? I'll bet it took up like 30 minutes for you to read the whole thing right %n? They're just so stupid! Oh by the way, I'm away.
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3.9/5 (250 votes)

Submitted by: OsUwArInUyAsHa52
Let's talk about rights and lefts...you're right, I left.
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4.0/5 (2112 votes)

Submitted by: AzN Sh0rTnEsS
Hey I'm doing something right now...
If you miss me press 1
If you love me press 2
If you hate...well then f**k you!
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4.0/5 (3067 votes)

Submitted by: hottangel12
I'm not here. Oh well, if I come back, maybe I'll talk to you. In the meantime, here are some things for you to think about. 1. If today is the tomorrow that we thought about yesterday, then what is the yesterday we'll think about tomorrow? 2. Which came first, hamburgers or french fries? 3. What do you think I'm doing right now instead of talking to you? Ha ha. Bet I have you stumped by now.
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4.0/5 (433 votes)

Submitted by: followurhrt101

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