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Message: Why do croutons come in an air tight package? Aren't they just stale bread anyway?
Submitted By: sasquatch08344

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Hi I'm not here right now but if you want to get your lazy but up and use the modern invention called the telephone, CALL ME!
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3.2/5 (66 votes)

Submitted by: GC's Riot Grrl
It's amazing how away messages become a part of our lives. I'm sure that you saw that little yellow note by my name and decided to read it, expecting to find out just where I am and exactly what I'm doing. But do you REALLY care? Probably not, because how often do you bother to leave me messages when I'm away? So basically, just be satisfied knowing that I'm not anywhere near my computer right now.
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3.8/5 (1516 votes)

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I
I am
I am away
I am away from
I am away from my
I am away from my computer
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2.1/5 (124 votes)

Submitted by: Wouldntulike2kno
gone (gon), adj. 1. departed; left. 2. lost or hopeless. 3. ruined. 5. that has passed away; dead. 6. past 7. weak and... You get the idea.
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3.2/5 (88 votes)

Submitted by: volleybabe
Hey I'm doing something right now...
If you miss me press 1
If you love me press 2
If you hate...well then f**k you!
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4.0/5 (3067 votes)

Submitted by: hottangel12
Hey (Your Name) is unable to come to the computer right now so leave your name, your phone number, your best friend's phone number, your credit card pin number, a hott guy's name and number, and a 4-7 page essay on why I should get back to you first. !!!!THANKS!!!!
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3.9/5 (2240 votes)

Submitted by: Mollerz
Tryin to figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop. I'll be back when I'm done.
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3.8/5 (332 votes)

Submitted by: theanswes41
I'm trying to break the world record of how many messages I can receive while being away.
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3.5/5 (251 votes)

Submitted by: 2cUTe4u
Let's talk about rights and lefts...you're right, I left.
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4.0/5 (2112 votes)

Submitted by: AzN Sh0rTnEsS
Are your eyes going, because I think I see weird things, do you?? ߧ
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2.1/5 (56 votes)

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Umm, Im away. I think. BBL
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2.1/5 (64 votes)

Submitted by: justme
Maybe I'm not here. Maybe I am here, and I'm just waiting to see what you type when you think I'm gone. Maybe this whole away message is just a cruel mind game. Maybe not.
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3.8/5 (816 votes)

Submitted by: DozySkunk

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