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Category: Bathroom
Message: *Ring ring ring* Nature's calling,......be back soon!
Submitted By: anonymous

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I have an away message up. Think about it.
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3.6/5 (261 votes)

Submitted by: unperphectionist
I will be back later... at the moment I am walking my fish!
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2.9/5 (53 votes)

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I am away from my computer right now, but to all my fans who get online with the sole purpose of talking to me, I deeply apologize and regret this grueling situation for the both of us.
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3.7/5 (128 votes)

Submitted by: xc14094
Taking a Reality break.
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2.9/5 (35 votes)

Submitted by: NattyICE
Hey %n!I'm around the house(my house not yours or anyone else's)doing something(anything I want) which is more important than talking to you(yes you, the person that is reading this message right here)
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2.9/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: Flamingo62588
I'm sorry but the but the person you are talking to has been abducted by the government....he will return shortly.
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2.8/5 (40 votes)

Submitted by: MarkedSentinal
I'm knocking on heavens door.. *voice in background* Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! *me* That wasnt my fault!!! It was poor constrution..... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...
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3.1/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: laurabellz2006
I'm walking around the world brb in 50 years
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2.7/5 (35 votes)

Submitted by: benny151986
I hate those people who will search the whole room looking for a remote but are too lazy to get up and change the channel manually. Just as Iím too lazy to get off the couch to talk to you right now.
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3.3/5 (92 votes)

Submitted by: Jessika
I'm so fine u no the deal.......even ja rule sayz im real.......so leave me a msg. n i'll get back to you lata
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2.2/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: lilprincess3427
I'm away from my desk right now. I'm not too far from it though. So if you yell really loud into your monitor I might be able to hear you!...If not, I'll be right back.
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3.2/5 (102 votes)

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It's amazing how away messages become a part of our lives. I'm sure that you saw that little yellow note by my name and decided to read it, expecting to find out just where I am and exactly what I'm doing. But do you REALLY care? Probably not, because how often do you bother to leave me messages when I'm away? So basically, just be satisfied knowing that I'm not anywhere near my computer right now. Ciao.
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3.4/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: DarkInnocence33

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