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Message: Laugh out when you strike your pose
take off all your preppy clothes
Submitted By: Blondie

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"only fools leave away messages"
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2.9/5 (33 votes)

Submitted by: Sir Shaun Thomas
Like totally, for sure! I just got a manicure. The sun, i swear, its bleaching down my gorgeous hair! 24-34 I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE SCORE! go-go-fight-fight... gee, I hope I look alright! DATE TONIGHT! LEAVE ONE
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2.6/5 (58 votes)

Submitted by: sweetie48997
Around, well, actually to be specific, I'm under your bed, tryin to figure out a way to get out of your house and not be caught. leave one, well, on second thought, leave one good, so when you kick my butt, I will remember you left a good message for me.
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3.2/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: MandaK234
I regret to inform you that I am presently not adjacent to my personal central processing unit. I am currently pondering about the dubiousnessís of our existence. My mind is astray when questioning these inquiries so it would be to your best certainty to leave a communication. This act will most conceivably assure a response on my part. Fittingly, until I venture back to my Pentium processor I ensure that my presence will not be too yearned for. (For you idiots...Iím not here, leave a message)
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3.7/5 (610 votes)

Submitted by: TrixieBirdy14
I am away trying to drown my fish in the dead sea right now. be back as soon as it's dead
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3.0/5 (66 votes)

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It's getting hot in here....so I am chillin somewhere else!
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2.7/5 (35 votes)

Submitted by: brooksie8907
I'm watching the thing that shows movies and shows on it. Whats that thing called again?? OH YEAH!! The T.V. bbl.
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1.9/5 (128 votes)

Submitted by: blondehotti1749
Hey I'm away from my computer right now, doing better things. So, if you want leave me a message and wait for me to respond or call me, you know my number!
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2.5/5 (37 votes)

Submitted by: kewlgurl4life200
Hey ya mammas callin you
or wait maybe she is callin me, brb
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2.8/5 (43 votes)

Submitted by: weneedmorehelp
Look...I understand you need to talk to me...and you see I'm away...so I'll tell you this.....THERE'S A NEW INVENTION! IT'S CALLED THE TELEPHONE! YOU SEE I'M AWAY BUT YOU IM ME WTF IS WRONG WITH U?... So any way I'll be back bye! :-)
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3.4/5 (261 votes)

Submitted by: DisturbedRocka
Hey %n . I'm away right now. If it's important i'll be back soon. Leave a message after the beep. BbEeEeEeEePpPpPpPp!°!°!°!
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2.1/5 (57 votes)

Submitted by: LunarLady799
I'll be back right after these messages from our sponsers
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2.2/5 (32 votes)

Submitted by: HoTcHiCkFrOmTeXaZ

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