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Category: Halloween
Message: Halloween costume-$20 Red Contacts-$15 The look of fear and impending doom on your party guest's faces when they realize that you REALLY are the devil and you WILL take their souls... PRICELESS
Submitted By: PaNtHeRcHiCk

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A message a day, keeps me away. :-D
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Submitted by: tommy
Well, I'm not here. Do you think you can handle it?
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3.5/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: Z
With a wink and a kiss, I'm sorry to announce, but this little hottie has got to bounce. So, with an X and an O, I'm out like WHOA. And with a touch of my hair and a twist of my hips, this little hottie is out with a kiss!
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You don't want to know, but I bet you're wondering . . .
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3.5/5 (101 votes)

Submitted by: Z
I'm not here.. I have a life.



hahah, ok.. that was funny. I'll bbl.
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3.1/5 (98 votes)

Submitted by: Z
If you are my friend hit 1
If you like me more than a friend hit 2
If you want my numba one hit 3
If you want me to talk to you, I'll bbl!
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3.7/5 (148 votes)

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This is where you leave a message... and I ignore you.
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3.6/5 (93 votes)

Submitted by: Tenshi Chan
Why bother? you know my away message is up!
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2.9/5 (34 votes)

Submitted by: cass
They actually have a website for people too unoriginal to come up with their own away messages... http://www.aimawaymessages.com/
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2.3/5 (57 votes)

Submitted by: Z
If I don't care where I am, why should you?
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3.5/5 (83 votes)

Submitted by: ylowvtcruzer
What, are you my mother??
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2.3/5 (57 votes)

Submitted by: TinkerBell
A cow goes moo, a duck goes quack, this chick says brb!!
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3.7/5 (161 votes)

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