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Category: Christmas
Message: I too upset to talk to anyone; someone told me Santa isn't real. Leave me a message and I will get back to after some counseling.
Submitted By: Reef

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Im not away right now, I just like the little yellow pad beside my name for looks.
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3.6/5 (294 votes)

Submitted by: Teknik
If you actually IM me because you see a little yellow notepad next to my name...you have a problem.
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3.7/5 (419 votes)

Submitted by: *DaNcEr*
Welcome to (your name)'s electronic answering service. Please hold.
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3.5/5 (96 votes)

Submitted by: DozySkunk
I'm Away in a far away land somewherez!
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2.6/5 (31 votes)

Submitted by: !!**!!
*~*I aint here so beware cuz i might bite u in yo rear, but when u turn around heck i had ya ear im like mike tyson, drivin around and i aint got no liscense*~*
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2.1/5 (79 votes)

Submitted by: HoTcHiCkFrOmTeXaZ
I fell out of my chair. This might take a while....
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3.8/5 (976 votes)

Submitted by: AliChicaChe
Have you ever IM'd someone just to see what their away message said?
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3.5/5 (138 votes)

Submitted by: Goddessgurl505
Attending %n's funeral.
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2.9/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: Z
I love the fishes cause they're so delicious! I'm gone goldfishin!
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2.9/5 (41 votes)

Submitted by: Roylover
Finding a pair of shoes...this might take a while
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2.5/5 (37 votes)

Submitted by: xXpinkielillyxX
Hey %n its %t do you know where I am?????
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2.8/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: BrwnEydGrl5783
I have a secret to tell you... I'm away from my computer right now.
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2.9/5 (46 votes)

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