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Hi %n, (your name's) computer is broken right now. This is the fridge. Now, you can leave a message, but say it slowly, so I can write it on a post-it note and stick it to myself.
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Submitted by: ShannTTFN |
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ME not here, Me go bye, You leave Message, me Reply
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3.4/5 (172 votes)
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Submitted by: forgot |
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I am hiding from my computer right now.
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3.4/5 (66 votes)
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Hi everyone!I'm out shopping with all of my money right now! NOT! What I have just told you can not be true because I am FLAT BROKE!
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2.1/5 (81 votes)
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Submitted by: Lorlie42390 |
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Just a quick apology for you haveing to have a one-sided conversation with my computer.
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3.3/5 (50 votes)
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Submitted by: Xzler8Me |
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knock knock; Don't you see the DO NOT DISTURB sign on the door?
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3.0/5 (35 votes)
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Submitted by: megan |
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With an xXx and a oOo this Qt has to go! So leave me a message don't hesitate. I'll BrB you just have to wait!
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3.0/5 (108 votes)
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Submitted by: battags4202 |
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Be like No Doubt... Don't Speak... Cuz I'm like N`Sync... Gone!
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3.0/5 (81 votes)
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Submitted by: lcpatriot |
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I don't know where I am. . . but I'm there : D
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2.9/5 (35 votes)
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Submitted by: ~!~!~?~!~!~ |
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Oh yeah, sure, send me a message when you know I'm away but don't when I'm there!!CAN'T YOU SEE THE NOTEBOOK THING!?!??!
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2.9/5 (39 votes)
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Submitted by: thats humongus |
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I'm bored, your boring, so don't leave a message.
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3.1/5 (39 votes)
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Submitted by: OneiricChicka |
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My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...Wait I forgot, I don't have braces! Be right back when I find out why I'm stuck to the carpet.
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3.7/5 (658 votes)
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Submitted by: crunchblaster |
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