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Category: laundry
Message: What's dirty, smelly and if your disgusting would wear? Dirty laundry. Unlike you I'm not disgusting which is why I'm doing the laundry!
Submitted By: rllrbldnbabyxoxo

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Hi %n, (your name's) computer is broken right now. This is the fridge. Now, you can leave a message, but say it slowly, so I can write it on a post-it note and stick it to myself.
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3.5/5 (230 votes)

Submitted by: ShannTTFN
ME not here, Me go bye, You leave Message, me Reply
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3.4/5 (172 votes)

Submitted by: forgot
I am hiding from my computer right now.
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3.4/5 (66 votes)

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Hi everyone!I'm out shopping with all of my money right now! NOT! What I have just told you can not be true because I am FLAT BROKE!
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2.1/5 (81 votes)

Submitted by: Lorlie42390
Just a quick apology for you haveing to have a one-sided conversation with my computer.
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3.3/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: Xzler8Me
knock knock; Don't you see the DO NOT DISTURB sign on the door?
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3.0/5 (35 votes)

Submitted by: megan
With an xXx and a oOo this Qt has to go! So leave me a message don't hesitate. I'll BrB you just have to wait!
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3.0/5 (108 votes)

Submitted by: battags4202
Be like No Doubt... Don't Speak... Cuz I'm like N`Sync... Gone!
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3.0/5 (81 votes)

Submitted by: lcpatriot
I don't know where I am. . . but I'm there : D
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2.9/5 (35 votes)

Submitted by: ~!~!~?~!~!~
Oh yeah, sure, send me a message when you know I'm away but don't when I'm there!!CAN'T YOU SEE THE NOTEBOOK THING!?!??!
  • Currently 2.87/5
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2.9/5 (39 votes)

Submitted by: thats humongus
I'm bored, your boring, so don't leave a message.
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3.1/5 (39 votes)

Submitted by: OneiricChicka
My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...Wait I forgot, I don't have braces! Be right back when I find out why I'm stuck to the carpet.
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3.7/5 (658 votes)

Submitted by: crunchblaster

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