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Category: Chores
Message: I am outside trying to kill myself with the lawn mower. I might never be back.
Submitted By: tyler

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Oh no! Dr. Takeovertheworld is trying to take over the world. I must stop him. brb
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3.2/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: blah
Hi, I'm sorry im not here right now to take your message. If youd like to leave a message please press 2, then 4, then 345 then type .z-Ƣ
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2.7/5 (55 votes)

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I'm away, sorry, I can't please everybody.
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2.9/5 (34 votes)

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Sorry, My dog ate my Away Message.
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2.9/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: asdf
I have places to go ppl to see things to do and unfortunalty no time to talk to %n! sry
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2.8/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: born2shopp9
Talk is cheap and so am I!
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2.5/5 (36 votes)

Submitted by: tommy desalle
WOW LOOK AT THAT HOTT CHICK IN THE BIKINI. I'm at the beach I'll IM you when I get back.
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2.1/5 (37 votes)

Submitted by: N64Freak2003
As you noticed from the post-it note by my name, I'm away. So why are you reading this if you already know??
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3.5/5 (83 votes)

Submitted by: Me123
I'm playing with the little yellow lines in the middle of the road. I'll be back when I'm done.
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3.8/5 (186 votes)

Submitted by: Sexy drummer 666
EveryOne Has An Away Message...So I Guess I Will Have One Too!
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3.0/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: iloveawildtaylor
I WANNA BE COOL LIKE EVERYONE ELSE AND PUT MY AWAY MESSAGE ON TOO!!
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2.9/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: Sparky0103
If I were to never come back...would you go out and look for me?
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3.4/5 (69 votes)

Submitted by: Sexy Courtney

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