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Message: I'm watchin' da grass grow...
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My fish drowned, bbl.
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3.2/5 (163 votes)

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ME not here, Me go bye, You leave Message, me Reply
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3.4/5 (172 votes)

Submitted by: forgot
I wanna be like Barbie, a pink car, Hot guy, tons of friends . . .Damn that b*tch got everything! I am off trying to fulfill my dream of being Barbie.
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3.2/5 (172 votes)

Submitted by: Mollerz
I'm playing with the little yellow lines in the middle of the road. I'll be back when I'm done.
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3.8/5 (186 votes)

Submitted by: Sexy drummer 666
Don't you just hate those away messages that people make that don't tell you where they are?
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3.4/5 (190 votes)

Submitted by: MiraiBill
NOW you come online! Well its too late~
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3.7/5 (200 votes)

Submitted by: kandigurl999
I am not here so leave a message. Well actually I could be here and I could just be ignoring you and you would never know. So, I guess what I'm saying is leave a message and I'll get back to you when I get back...unless I'm ignoring you......%n
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3.8/5 (202 votes)

Submitted by: Shiznit449
How come you only talk to me when my away message is on?
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3.7/5 (212 votes)

Submitted by: Bubbles200176
Hi %n, (your name's) computer is broken right now. This is the fridge. Now, you can leave a message, but say it slowly, so I can write it on a post-it note and stick it to myself.
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3.5/5 (230 votes)

Submitted by: ShannTTFN
With a wink and a kiss, I'm sorry to announce, but this little hottie has got to bounce. So, with an X and an O, I'm out like WHOA. And with a touch of my hair and a twist of my hips, this little hottie is out with a kiss!
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3.6/5 (236 votes)

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Whats the deal with long away messages? They're so stupid! I mean all you have to say is "I'm away" and we get the picture! Have you ever read one before? I'll bet it took up like 30 minutes for you to read the whole thing right %n? They're just so stupid! Oh by the way, I'm away.
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3.9/5 (250 votes)

Submitted by: OsUwArInUyAsHa52
I'm trying to break the world record of how many messages I can receive while being away.
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3.5/5 (251 votes)

Submitted by: 2cUTe4u

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