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Message: Sry my cat has the mouse...........
Submitted By: cutie_cat237

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Look...I understand you need to talk to me...and you see I'm away...so I'll tell you this.....THERE'S A NEW INVENTION! IT'S CALLED THE TELEPHONE! YOU SEE I'M AWAY BUT YOU IM ME WTF IS WRONG WITH U?... So any way I'll be back bye! :-)
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3.4/5 (261 votes)

Submitted by: DisturbedRocka
I have an away message up. Think about it.
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3.6/5 (261 votes)

Submitted by: unperphectionist
I left. I don't know where I am. Do you know where I am? Do you know where you are? Are you lost? Did you find you? I found you. You're there at your computer. But I'm not here. So then I guess I'm over there some where.
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3.5/5 (269 votes)

Submitted by: Michelle
I am out watching an artificial plant grow.....
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3.7/5 (287 votes)

Submitted by: sweetchik522
Im not away right now, I just like the little yellow pad beside my name for looks.
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3.6/5 (294 votes)

Submitted by: Teknik
<insert away message here>
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2.1/5 (299 votes)

Submitted by: WunderKaktus
The notepad just gives it all away, doesn't it?
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3.6/5 (325 votes)

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Tryin to figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop. I'll be back when I'm done.
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3.8/5 (332 votes)

Submitted by: theanswes41
I'm away right now, searching for my mind. I was told it was lost.
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3.8/5 (339 votes)

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If I'm Not Back In 5 Mins ... Just Wait Longer
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3.7/5 (343 votes)

Submitted by: BlindBoardPunk
If you actually IM me because you see a little yellow notepad next to my name...you have a problem.
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3.7/5 (419 votes)

Submitted by: *DaNcEr*
I'm not here. Oh well, if I come back, maybe I'll talk to you. In the meantime, here are some things for you to think about. 1. If today is the tomorrow that we thought about yesterday, then what is the yesterday we'll think about tomorrow? 2. Which came first, hamburgers or french fries? 3. What do you think I'm doing right now instead of talking to you? Ha ha. Bet I have you stumped by now.
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4.0/5 (433 votes)

Submitted by: followurhrt101

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