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Message: Riddle: George Bush has a little one, Germans usailly have big ones, and priests dont use thiers ..... ..... ..... .... ....
Its a last name you dirty little boy or girl!!!
Submitted By: beverageboy12

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I'll brb. Really, I will...
(Note to self: Do not go back.)
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3.1/5 (57 votes)

Submitted by: Hmmm, lemme think...
They actually have a website for people too unoriginal to come up with their own away messages... http://www.aimawaymessages.com/
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2.3/5 (57 votes)

Submitted by: Z
What, are you my mother??
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2.3/5 (57 votes)

Submitted by: TinkerBell
Like totally, for sure! I just got a manicure. The sun, i swear, its bleaching down my gorgeous hair! 24-34 I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE SCORE! go-go-fight-fight... gee, I hope I look alright! DATE TONIGHT! LEAVE ONE
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2.6/5 (58 votes)

Submitted by: sweetie48997
I'm playing Barbies. WWW.Barbie.com
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2.2/5 (58 votes)

Submitted by: Katie
A message a day, keeps me away. :-D
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3.3/5 (61 votes)

Submitted by: tommy
I'm out, I don't know when I'll be back, but if I had to guess, I'd say about 10 minutes from %t
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3.4/5 (62 votes)

Submitted by: E
I'm away right now, if I wanted to talk I'd be here, wouldn't I?
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2.9/5 (64 votes)

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Umm, Im away. I think. BBL
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2.1/5 (64 votes)

Submitted by: justme
Sorry we dont want any cookies...
   *DOOR SLAM*
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3.0/5 (64 votes)

Submitted by: ckx143xak
I am away so leave a sweet one.
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2.2/5 (64 votes)

Submitted by: surf
I am away trying to drown my fish in the dead sea right now. be back as soon as it's dead
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3.0/5 (66 votes)

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