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Category: Bathroom
Message: Anchors Away!
Submitted By: Z

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I am hiding from my computer right now.
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3.4/5 (66 votes)

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My Father just lost his job, I found out my mother's having an affair, my cat is drooling uncontrollably, and YOU....... %n ............ wonder why I'm not here!
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3.0/5 (66 votes)

Submitted by: lilhellian247
Hi I'm not here right now but if you want to get your lazy but up and use the modern invention called the telephone, CALL ME!
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3.2/5 (66 votes)

Submitted by: GC's Riot Grrl
I'm away....DUH
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2.1/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: ME
Around, well, actually to be specific, I'm under your bed, tryin to figure out a way to get out of your house and not be caught. leave one, well, on second thought, leave one good, so when you kick my butt, I will remember you left a good message for me.
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3.2/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: MandaK234
I wanna be like everyone else.....away except my away message is better! BBL
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2.3/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: ~*~CoRtNeY~*~
If I were to never come back...would you go out and look for me?
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3.4/5 (69 votes)

Submitted by: Sexy Courtney
Like awesome! Like WOW! Like I'm not here right now!
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2.6/5 (70 votes)

Submitted by: krischickey09
Insanity is a gift some little green men gave me... right now I am trying to give it back
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3.4/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: SlickChicSara
I'm knocking on heavens door.. *voice in background* Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! *me* That wasnt my fault!!! It was poor constrution..... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...
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3.1/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: laurabellz2006
Well, I'm not here. Do you think you can handle it?
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3.5/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: Z
I'm tryin to find my way to the end of the rainbow
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3.1/5 (76 votes)

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