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Category: YoMomma
Message: Yo momma is so ugly when I brought her to the zoo they said thanks for bringing her back
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I like kids...When they're asleep!
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3.3/5 (118 votes)

Submitted by: Tyler Henson
Heres the scoop, im not here right now because I'm cleaning up poop! The babies are crying and the tots are screaming when the parents see this they'll be STEAMING! Im sposed to be working not talking to you so I'm not here and I'm cleaning up poo!
  • Currently 3.12/5
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3.1/5 (177 votes)

Submitted by: partygal500345
I,m not here right now because I am wacking, I mean....putting my little brother to bed..when no one is home..just him and me..hehehe
  • Currently 3.20/5
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3.2/5 (128 votes)

Submitted by: ~* *~
Right now I'm at the neighbors eating they're food and watchin TV or in other words... I'm babysitting!
  • Currently 3.64/5
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3.6/5 (287 votes)

Submitted by: hotforyou82
Babysitting 101:First step-Get pillow, Second step-place child on pillow, Third Step-place pillow over child, Fourth step-find good book to read, Step Five-sit on child and read book
Thanks for attending my babysitting class. I am now excersising my ways of teaching by practicing the following steps!
  • Currently 2.00/5
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2.0/5 (147 votes)

Submitted by: EINRE2005
*Screams as the baby threatens me for milk*
  • Currently 2.76/5
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2.8/5 (58 votes)

Submitted by: MichaelaLai
I'm baby sitting twerps right now so you can give me a ringer. You may not be to happy about what I say to you so if you have young people around I would go and buy some ear plugs!!!!!
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2.7/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: wouldnt u like to know~
Toddlers are the hardest of all to babysit! Right now I'm playing horsey (please dont tell anyone!) don't call me because I wont have enough time to answer.
  • Currently 2.93/5
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2.9/5 (58 votes)

Submitted by: ??
Top things not to do while babysitting:
Don't invite your boyfriend over and makeout with him, when the kids aren't sleeping and they tell there mom and dad everything, and when the parents did say when they would be home because they could walk in on you.
Don't use the phone for hours just in case the parents walk in on you or they are trying to call to say they are going to be late or to tell you that you can go home for some odd reason.
Wow I never relized I could go on and on.. but prolly because im sitting here online while I should be watching the kids... o yeah thats prolly another reason.
  • Currently 2.94/5
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2.9/5 (126 votes)

Submitted by: someoneudontknow
Hey cant talk, I got to little brats on my hand, called my brother and sister! I CANT BELIEVE IM NOT GETTING PAID for THIS!
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3.0/5 (117 votes)

Submitted by: Cutisedevil66
I'm living the single most horrifying night of my life, little demons are going to torment me with constant howling, and screaming, they will throw strange hanffulls of unknown goop at me and the $600 white sofa. This may also be called 'babysitting'
  • Currently 3.07/5
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3.1/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: SadLiLGnoMe156
B is for Barely surviving. A is for Always Annoying. B is for Boring late shows. Y is for Yearning for home. S is for Shut up being yelled at kids. I is for Isolating. T is for Time to go home. T is for Tiring. I is for Ignoring the kids. N is for Never fun. G is for GETTING CASH!!!! LOL!!! TTYL!!!
  • Currently 3.59/5
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3.6/5 (463 votes)

Submitted by: QT 133

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