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Category: Romance
Message: One night a guy & a girl were
driving home from the movies. The
boy sensed there was
something wrong because of the painful
silence they shared between them
that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over
because she wanted to talk. She told him that her
feelings had changed & that it was time to move on.
A silent tear slid down his cheek as he
slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note.
At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down
that very same street. He swerved
right into the drivers seat, killing the boy.
Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she
pulled it out & read it.
"Without your love, I would die."
Submitted By: brberto101

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I'm on the toilet, pretending to be a fighter pilot dropping bombs into the ocean.
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4.1/5 (2598 votes)

Submitted by: RZKB26
Happiness is like peeing your pants.Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
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4.1/5 (1013 votes)

Submitted by: fLaMiNgPixiE4
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If your wondering where the P is it will be running down my leg if I don't get to the bathroom soon.
BRB
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4.1/5 (100 votes)

Submitted by: hiphoppy
O0o0o who lives in a pineapple under the sea?........Spongebob SquarepantsWho left their computer because they had to pee? ...........(your name)
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4.0/5 (2111 votes)

Submitted by: joshlover
My butt and the toilet are having a serious conversation
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4.0/5 (764 votes)

Submitted by: caitlin
Here I sit so brokenly hearted
I tried to s*** but only farted
I stepped outside to take a chance
I tried to fart and s*** my pants!!
...well thats basically whats happening to me right now, so brb.
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4.0/5 (334 votes)

Submitted by: Greenday ROX!
Doctors say that it is good for us to drink 8-10 glasses of water a day. Unfortunately it has its consequences. brb
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3.9/5 (730 votes)

Submitted by: Madyo1990
Dont you hate it when you flush...and that 1 lil pebble of crap comes back up!...WHAT DOES THAT LIL PEBBLE CRAP WANT?
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3.8/5 (1141 votes)

Submitted by: seattledon19
Arty Farty had a party,all the farts were there.Tootie Frutty dropped a beauty and they all went out for air!!
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3.8/5 (601 votes)

Submitted by: goddessgurl505
The average person goes to the bathroom 6 times per day. This is one of those times.
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3.7/5 (74 votes)

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Oompa looma doobiti doo... Here'z another riddle for u... What do you get when you bother me? This message saying I had to go pee.
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3.7/5 (677 votes)

Submitted by: boobiez8569
Unlike my cell phone, nature doesn't have call waiting! I'll brb.
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3.7/5 (106 votes)

Submitted by: sethos

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