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Category: BlondeJoke
Message: A blonde goes to the movies, her boyfriend asks if she wants any thing to eat, she says yes M&Ms. So he goes to get her some M&Ms. He comes back with the M&Ms and gives them to her, she opens up the bag and pulls out all the brown ones and gives it to her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked why she gave him all the brown ones, and she said "Oh I'm allergic to chocolate."
Submitted By: ItalianVitale11

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My stocks of quilted bathroom tissue are depleated. Come let us journey to the warehouse retailer.
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3.2/5 (23 votes)

Submitted by: redraidersfan0587
I am not here and I have gone to a better place... yep... I'm on the toilet!!
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3.2/5 (40 votes)

Submitted by: Qtpie134863
Hey %n, Don't you hate when you are going number 2 and the water splashes up on your butt? well thats whats happening to me at the moment....Splash!
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3.2/5 (164 votes)

Submitted by: sneakychc1
SOMEONE BROKE THE TOILET! Running to 7/11
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3.2/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: Lisa
Hey, I went to go potty, lol, but if you're one fine lookin' hottie, you stay here.
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3.2/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: pinkpanther3434
I'll give you one guess about what I'm doing. It involves a #1 and or #2.
  • Currently 3.16/5
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3.2/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: Tigerlillies85
Making Apple Juice the human way :-P.
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3.2/5 (31 votes)

Submitted by: aznbaddass
Giving the toilet some chocolate frosting and maybe a yellow drink!! be back when I can!!!
  • Currently 3.15/5
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3.2/5 (65 votes)

Submitted by: Lissa123
When your eyes start to water, I think that your bladder is trying to tell you something.
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3.1/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: Chatterbox
I'm at the Log Dropping Ceremonies.
  • Currently 3.11/5
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3.1/5 (35 votes)

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You know the saying, "make like a plane and jet"?...well I have to make like a dumptruck and....uh....well...you know.
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3.1/5 (29 votes)

Submitted by: BasketBallJonezX
I'm puttin' the brown ball through the hoop.
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3.1/5 (74 votes)

Submitted by: ads2xtreme

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