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Message: Hip..hiphop....hip hopapotomus
Submitted By: 007 and a quarter

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HELP! I am trapped in the toilet,I fell in and can't get out!..HELLO.....HELLO......AHHHHHH I think someone is coming.
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2.9/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: cutie_cat237
Making an offering to the porcelin god. be back in like, 20 minutes.
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2.9/5 (24 votes)

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I went to the bathroom...and I have not figured out how to pull my zipper up yet. I am still working on it... be back later (I hope)
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2.9/5 (31 votes)

Submitted by: Qtpie134863
Nature called...HEY! How did it get my number? O well, brb!
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2.9/5 (29 votes)

Submitted by: justme
Could you please direct me to the used beer department? I have an oversized load to deliver!
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2.9/5 (27 votes)

Submitted by: k9mixmasterjdog
Hey right now I'm acting like a dump truck because I'm taking a load off so I'll be back after I'm done takin a dump...brb...:-D
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2.9/5 (44 votes)

Submitted by: lilstarbaby1205
I'm prairie doggin' it. Be back in a few hours.
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2.9/5 (21 votes)

Submitted by: cwg53grimm
Where is the smelliest wishing well in your house? The Toilet!!! brb
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2.9/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: softballhun156
Taking a pee or maybe a poo,I dont know just what to do,But ill find out when im in there,After I pull down my underwear!
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2.9/5 (32 votes)

Submitted by: craZycriZZ031
Out doing some consulting with my toilet right now.
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2.8/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: Z
I can't be at the pooter right now cause I'm in the bathroom on the pooper!
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2.8/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: Z
I'm taking advantage of indoor plumbing, be back in 20 minutes.
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2.8/5 (24 votes)

Submitted by: benmanw10

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