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Category: Religious
Message: The Lord has called me to my bed so that I may rest my weary head. When the stars go to sleep and the sun begins to peep, that is when we'll meet again. Until that time, goodnight dear friend.
Submitted By: Jentleness

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HELP! I am trapped in the toilet,I fell in and can't get out!..HELLO.....HELLO......AHHHHHH I think someone is coming.
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2.9/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: cutie_cat237
Making an offering to the porcelin god. be back in like, 20 minutes.
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2.9/5 (24 votes)

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I went to the bathroom...and I have not figured out how to pull my zipper up yet. I am still working on it... be back later (I hope)
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2.9/5 (31 votes)

Submitted by: Qtpie134863
Nature called...HEY! How did it get my number? O well, brb!
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2.9/5 (29 votes)

Submitted by: justme
Could you please direct me to the used beer department? I have an oversized load to deliver!
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2.9/5 (27 votes)

Submitted by: k9mixmasterjdog
Hey right now I'm acting like a dump truck because I'm taking a load off so I'll be back after I'm done takin a dump...brb...:-D
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2.9/5 (44 votes)

Submitted by: lilstarbaby1205
I'm prairie doggin' it. Be back in a few hours.
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2.9/5 (21 votes)

Submitted by: cwg53grimm
Where is the smelliest wishing well in your house? The Toilet!!! brb
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2.9/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: softballhun156
Taking a pee or maybe a poo,I dont know just what to do,But ill find out when im in there,After I pull down my underwear!
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2.9/5 (32 votes)

Submitted by: craZycriZZ031
Out doing some consulting with my toilet right now.
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2.8/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: Z
I can't be at the pooter right now cause I'm in the bathroom on the pooper!
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2.8/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: Z
I'm taking advantage of indoor plumbing, be back in 20 minutes.
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2.8/5 (24 votes)

Submitted by: benmanw10

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