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Message: %n has just recieved the Amish computer virus. Since the Amish do not have computers, it is based strictly on the honor system. Please delete all files on your computer. Thank you for your cooperation.
Submitted By: boxster1987

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Um.. My stomach hurts so I'm freeing the slaves.. leave one ;)
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2.8/5 (79 votes)

Submitted by: J-TownSoccerTeam
Ever see that movie where the alien breaks through that guys chest? Well that just happened to me...but in my pants
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2.7/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: jayjobo
Sorry... Nature is calling and she's pretty long winded...
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2.7/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: BigMikeT629
I'm feeding the bathroom with Chocolate and Mellow Yellow.
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2.7/5 (27 votes)

Submitted by: Bplaynbball22
If I'm not back in 10 minutes, you better go in the bathroom and yell for me. Who knows, I coulda got flushed down there and wind up in your toilet.
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2.7/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: Tommy DeSalle
pee (pe), v., peed, peeing, n. Slang. - v.i. 1. to urinate. -n. 2. urine. 3. the act of urinating. [ euphemism for piss] 4. the... You get the idea.
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2.7/5 (25 votes)

Submitted by: volleybabe
In the shower gettin squeaky clean!
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2.7/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: TraderX79
I was here, but now I'm gone. Because I went to use the john!!
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2.7/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: ThE JeStEr 39
Youngen Me had a farm, E-I-e-i-o. And on his farm there was a toilet e-i-e-i-o, with a flush-flush here, and a flush-flush there, here a flush there a flush, evrywhere a flush-flush, Youngen Me had to pee! he will b-r-b! (sing to the music of OldMcDonaldHad A farm)
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2.7/5 (38 votes)

Submitted by: MandaK234
My constipation medicine has now worn out. Let me sit on the pot for an hour. Be back when I'm not constipated!!!
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2.7/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: cRaZycHiC 01 02
Sorry, I am gone dropping off some friends at the lake!
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2.7/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: chickenhead
Holy sh** I've got to .... well sh** ...
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2.7/5 (23 votes)

Submitted by: Z

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