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Category: Summer
Message: Summertime, summertime
brought me back to thinking you were mine all those times.
We laid it down and left it all behind, we were blind.
Oh, the summertime.
We could ride, we could ride.
Take my hand and watch the world go by.
Laugh or cry, well we need to try, get off the line, time to fly.
Oh, the summertime.
Go on ahead and let it fade away.
No looking back you know the past will stay.
It's you and me, we could get out of here.
Jump in and go and we could drive for years.
We could feel alive... - Mae "Summertime"
Submitted By: cjankowski

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If your wondering where the P is it will be running down my leg if I don't get to the bathroom soon.
BRB
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4.1/5 (100 votes)

Submitted by: hiphoppy
Experts advise you to drink 64 ounces of water adn eat 3 square meals or 5-6 small meals a day. Unfortunately, there are some side effects to each of these. I am expiriencing one right now. BRB if I am expiriencing the side effect of water. BBL if I am expiriencing the side effect to food.
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3.1/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: AlexTheBeautiful
Giving the toilet some chocolate frosting and maybe a yellow drink!! be back when I can!!!
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3.2/5 (65 votes)

Submitted by: Lissa123
I am currently jousting with sir port-a-john... be back later.
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3.3/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: yo momma
Here I sit so brokenly hearted
I tried to s*** but only farted
I stepped outside to take a chance
I tried to fart and s*** my pants!!
...well thats basically whats happening to me right now, so brb.
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4.0/5 (334 votes)

Submitted by: Greenday ROX!
Unlike my cell phone, nature doesn't have call waiting! I'll brb.
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3.7/5 (106 votes)

Submitted by: sethos
Holy sh** I've got to .... well sh** ...
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2.7/5 (23 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Launching a rocketship is like taking a crap, the rocket flies into space, then gets sucked in by a black hole.
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3.3/5 (41 votes)

Submitted by: walawala37
Day by day...week by week....right now I gotta go take a leak
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3.5/5 (39 votes)

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O0o0o who lives in a pineapple under the sea?........Spongebob SquarepantsWho left their computer because they had to pee? ...........(your name)
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4.0/5 (2111 votes)

Submitted by: joshlover
"Hey! You aren't cool, unless you pee your pants!" ~Billy Madison
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3.3/5 (110 votes)

Submitted by: MiniDonkey04
HELP! I am trapped in the toilet,I fell in and can't get out!..HELLO.....HELLO......AHHHHHH I think someone is coming.
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2.9/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: cutie_cat237

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