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Category: Christmas
Message: Oh Santa clause, Santa clause, why are you so fat? I was sleeping peacefully, but now my bed is flat, oh Santa clause, Santa clause, how much do you weigh? Iím glad Iím not a reindeer, who has to pull your sleigh! OMG! Santa fell through my ceiling! BBL
Submitted By: taydertot

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If your wondering where the P is it will be running down my leg if I don't get to the bathroom soon.
BRB
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4.1/5 (100 votes)

Submitted by: hiphoppy
Experts advise you to drink 64 ounces of water adn eat 3 square meals or 5-6 small meals a day. Unfortunately, there are some side effects to each of these. I am expiriencing one right now. BRB if I am expiriencing the side effect of water. BBL if I am expiriencing the side effect to food.
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3.1/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: AlexTheBeautiful
Giving the toilet some chocolate frosting and maybe a yellow drink!! be back when I can!!!
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3.2/5 (65 votes)

Submitted by: Lissa123
I am currently jousting with sir port-a-john... be back later.
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3.3/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: yo momma
Here I sit so brokenly hearted
I tried to s*** but only farted
I stepped outside to take a chance
I tried to fart and s*** my pants!!
...well thats basically whats happening to me right now, so brb.
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4.0/5 (334 votes)

Submitted by: Greenday ROX!
Unlike my cell phone, nature doesn't have call waiting! I'll brb.
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3.7/5 (106 votes)

Submitted by: sethos
Holy sh** I've got to .... well sh** ...
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2.7/5 (23 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Launching a rocketship is like taking a crap, the rocket flies into space, then gets sucked in by a black hole.
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3.3/5 (41 votes)

Submitted by: walawala37
Day by day...week by week....right now I gotta go take a leak
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3.5/5 (39 votes)

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O0o0o who lives in a pineapple under the sea?........Spongebob SquarepantsWho left their computer because they had to pee? ...........(your name)
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4.0/5 (2111 votes)

Submitted by: joshlover
"Hey! You aren't cool, unless you pee your pants!" ~Billy Madison
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3.3/5 (110 votes)

Submitted by: MiniDonkey04
HELP! I am trapped in the toilet,I fell in and can't get out!..HELLO.....HELLO......AHHHHHH I think someone is coming.
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2.9/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: cutie_cat237

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