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Message: Email me at (email address) while I'm away with all emails including love letters and death threats...why is it I always get more death threats than love letters (c'mon people spread the love)
Submitted By: UmdTerps2002

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Experts advise you to drink 64 ounces of water adn eat 3 square meals or 5-6 small meals a day. Unfortunately, there are some side effects to each of these. I am expiriencing one right now. BRB if I am expiriencing the side effect of water. BBL if I am expiriencing the side effect to food.
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3.1/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: AlexTheBeautiful
Nature's on the phone! Be back in a sec..maybe more..
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2.5/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: Sassy40488
Brb, I gotta drop trou and squeze out a Cleavland steamer.
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2.6/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: Jooby_2002
1,2,3,4 I'm going potty, so shut the door!!
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2.5/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: flagdancer669
Yo, emptying myself. I'll be back, much lighter.
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2.5/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: Toots
Wheres the bathroom? Third bush after the rock...let me give you a guess I am in the bathroom...brb
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2.6/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: crossroads
I'm not here right because I'm dropin' a load leave me a message.
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2.4/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: x6sexybabygurl9x
If I'm not back in 10 minutes, you better go in the bathroom and yell for me. Who knows, I coulda got flushed down there and wind up in your toilet.
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2.7/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: Tommy DeSalle
Can't you SEE, that i have to PEE?!?!?!
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2.6/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: AnGeLzBaCk143
In the shower gettin squeaky clean!
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2.7/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: TraderX79
I was here, but now I'm gone. Because I went to use the john!!
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2.7/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: ThE JeStEr 39
I'm using the bathroom...well, actually I fell in, but what can you do about a toliet the size of a bath tub oh never mind it IS a bath tub! BRB
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2.6/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: No1

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