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Message: Hey Guyz! Whats up? Im Chillin With Spongebob. He asked to watch TV so thats what where doin. We might go Jelly fishin Later if you wanna join call us...
Submitted By: Sexybabe69

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I once knew a blonde who thought a quarterback was a refund.
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3.3/5 (591 votes)

Submitted by: Michelle
I'm blonde and I'm out trying to prank call 911 but I can't find the 11 be back when I find it.
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3.2/5 (530 votes)

Submitted by: americnsocerchik
Why did the blonde junp out the window?? She wanted to see how her maxi pad's wings worked!
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3.2/5 (479 votes)

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run because shes got a grenade in her hand!!!!
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3.0/5 (375 votes)

Submitted by: maxsuarez
I'm blonde whats your excuse?
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2.9/5 (881 votes)

Submitted by: dudeitssmiles
What is the smartest blonde? Let me think. Apparently not you, it must be the Golden Retriever.
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2.8/5 (435 votes)

Submitted by: DurtyBlondBaby
I'm not stupid but I'll admit that I'm blonde,
Just give me time ... hey look there's a bird.
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2.8/5 (511 votes)

Submitted by: iriedancer7
I just found out Slim Shady is Eminem!!!
I HAVE TO TELL THE WORLD....brb
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2.7/5 (555 votes)

Submitted by: GreenYoshi
We all have our blonde streaks but you used the whole bottle of dye!
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2.7/5 (418 votes)

Submitted by: freakycreedlvr08
Never overestimate the power of blondes especally if there is more than one.
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2.7/5 (424 votes)

Submitted by: nerdisme53
How do you kill a blonde... Tell her to catch a deep sea fish.
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2.6/5 (403 votes)

Submitted by: eathome912
Just because you're blonde doesn't mean you have an excuse for being stupid. :-D
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2.5/5 (513 votes)

Submitted by: bobbt13



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