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Message: Swimmers don't swim because its fun. Ask any of us, most of us hate it, but we couldn't imagine our lives without it. Its part of us, something we live for. We live for the 3 hr practices, the team parties, the long bus rides, the invitationals, the countless swim caps, the jokes, the friendships, the laughs, the love, the coaches you hate but appreciate later, and the sport itself. We live for the way you become a family with your team, and no one understands what happens within that pool or locker room but you and your teammates. We live for the countless songs you sing in your head when you're swimming all those laps. We live for the people who scream at you while you're swimming even though all you hear is BLAH BLAH BLAH. We live for the competition, we live for the friends, we live for the practice, and we live for the pain. We live for the team; it's a part of us because we are swimmers
Submitted By: 101swimchick

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What do you do when you see a one-legged blonde? Stop laughing and reload.
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Submitted by: TurtlesR117
Im Blonde:
I probably don't even know I'm gone
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Submitted by: Bigallyoop
I'm out like a blonde in trig.
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2.0/5 (594 votes)

Submitted by: Ozzy



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