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Message: I'm going for the record to see how many people that I can ignore, your just one of the hundreds!
Submitted By: LilLewis037

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There is a mirror that sucks in people that lie. A red hed walks up and says "I think I am the smartest girl in the world." and she gets sucked in. A brunette walks up and says "I think I am the prettiest girl in the whole world." and she gets sucked in. Then, a blonde walks up and says "I think...I think...AHHHHHH!!!!" and she gets sucked in.
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3.7/5 (991 votes)

Submitted by: blubbercheese8
Never overestimate the power of blondes especally if there is more than one.
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2.7/5 (424 votes)

Submitted by: nerdisme53
We all have our blonde streaks but you used the whole bottle of dye!
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2.7/5 (418 votes)

Submitted by: freakycreedlvr08
I'm blonde and I'm out trying to prank call 911 but I can't find the 11 be back when I find it.
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3.2/5 (530 votes)

Submitted by: americnsocerchik
What happened to the blonde when she tried to blow up her ex husbands car?
She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe!
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3.6/5 (727 votes)

Submitted by: bobishisgoodtome
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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3.6/5 (876 votes)

Submitted by: Blondye Gurl
I'm out like a blonde in trig.
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2.0/5 (594 votes)

Submitted by: Ozzy
What do you do when you see a one-legged blonde? Stop laughing and reload.
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2.5/5 (462 votes)

Submitted by: TurtlesR117
What is the smartest blonde? Let me think. Apparently not you, it must be the Golden Retriever.
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2.8/5 (435 votes)

Submitted by: DurtyBlondBaby
I just found out Slim Shady is Eminem!!!
I HAVE TO TELL THE WORLD....brb
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2.7/5 (555 votes)

Submitted by: GreenYoshi
How do you kill a blonde... Tell her to catch a deep sea fish.
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2.6/5 (403 votes)

Submitted by: eathome912
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started. Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger. "Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He held her hand softly, led her to a chair and said, "Secondly, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, and then. ... "He sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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4.5/5 (3004 votes)

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