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Category: Romance
Message: Love isn't being perfect, it's learning how to look past the imperfections.
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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run because shes got a grenade in her hand!!!!
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3.0/5 (375 votes)

Submitted by: maxsuarez
Why did the blonde junp out the window?? She wanted to see how her maxi pad's wings worked!
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3.2/5 (479 votes)

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Once there was a blonde a red head and a bernette who got stuck on a desserted island 10 miles away from land. One day the burmette said, "I can't take this anymore" and swam three miles then drowned. Then the red head said, "I can't take this anymore either" swam 5 miles then drowned. Then the blonde said "ummm ya me neither" swam 9 miles got tired and swam back.
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3.8/5 (834 votes)

Submitted by: clairebear
A blonde was sitting outside a store on the curb crying..the manager of the store spotted her outside and went outside and asked the blonde whats wrong...she said her mother just died..and the manager said oh I'm sorry.. the blondes cell phone starts to ring and she answers it and says hello..omg! are you serious!.. and she hangs up and the manager asks her who that was and the blonde says...that was my sister...her mom just died too!
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4.0/5 (1384 votes)

Submitted by: mattzgrl4eva
There's a smart blonde, and Santa Claus ... they both jump off a bridge, which one made the biggest splash?

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neither .. because they both don't exist!
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3.7/5 (1357 votes)

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A blonde, brunette,and a redhead are hiding on a farm from the police. The brunette hides in the chicken pen, and when the cop goes by, she says "cluck cluck" with the chickens, and he goes by not noticing. The redhead hides in the pig pen, and when the cop goes by, she says "oink oink" and the cop doesn't notice. Now the dumb blonde goes and hides in a potatoe sack, and when the cop walks by, she says "potato potato!" and she's busted!
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3.8/5 (1111 votes)

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Blondes have more fun but at least brunettes can remember it the next day.
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3.7/5 (997 votes)

Submitted by: mad cow
I'm not stupid but I'll admit that I'm blonde,
Just give me time ... hey look there's a bird.
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2.8/5 (511 votes)

Submitted by: iriedancer7
A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, "I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?"
"Why sure," said the manager, "I have a hanger you can use."
A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing, he heard another voice from a blonde inside the car. "No, no! A little to the left."
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3.8/5 (1128 votes)

Submitted by: ricetopher61
There was 3 moms... 1 was brunette, 1 was a redhead and the other was a blonde. The redhead mom walks into her daughters room and finds a cigarette. She says "I didn't know my daughter smoked." The brunette walks into her daughters room and found a beer can. She say "I didn't know my daughter drank." The blonde walks into her daughters room and finds a condom. She says "I didn't know my daughter had a dick"
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4.0/5 (1695 votes)

Submitted by: Patty
A blonde goes to the movies, her boyfriend asks if she wants any thing to eat, she says yes M&Ms. So he goes to get her some M&Ms. He comes back with the M&Ms and gives them to her, she opens up the bag and pulls out all the brown ones and gives it to her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked why she gave him all the brown ones, and she said "Oh I'm allergic to chocolate."
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4.2/5 (1574 votes)

Submitted by: ItalianVitale11
Im Blonde:
I probably don't even know I'm gone
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2.2/5 (526 votes)

Submitted by: Bigallyoop

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