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Category: BlondeJoke
Message: Once there was a blonde a red head and a bernette who got stuck on a desserted island 10 miles away from land. One day the burmette said, "I can't take this anymore" and swam three miles then drowned. Then the red head said, "I can't take this anymore either" swam 5 miles then drowned. Then the blonde said "ummm ya me neither" swam 9 miles got tired and swam back.
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Sometimes it's better to leave something broken, because if you try to fix it, you may end up getting hurt all over again.
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Submitted by: Kelley
When I hear your name I cry, because knowing I had you and let you go makes me wanna die...
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Submitted by: ILOVEHIM<3
All we do is make up and break up,
Why don't we wake up and see,
When love hurts it wont work...
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Submitted by: xxoqtpie08oxx
You put me in pain physically a few times, now you've put me in pain emotionally for a lifetime!
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4.0/5 (516 votes)

Submitted by: EternallyDamaged



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