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Message: Screw Hotsauce...I'm the hottest stuff on this earth! ;-)
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It's starting to look like Christmas, and since it doesn't snow it my part of the country I'm making a virtual snowman, and I turned on the air conditioner on freezing, and of course my hot cocoa. Talk to you later after I unthaw.
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2.2/5 (21 votes)

Submitted by: Babypinay505
Hey %n!! I am on the roof waiting to see Santa Claus!! I will be back after I talk to him!!
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2.2/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: bethiepop
If my left leg was Thanksgiving and my right leg was Christmas you'd be between them right now.
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2.2/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: anna
Hey, Santa Clause is coming to town, TIME FOR ALCOHOLIC EGG NOG! yay!
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2.2/5 (13 votes)

Submitted by: DrewHP89
Don't ask me what I want for christmas..because all I want is YOU!!
I love u
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2.1/5 (11 votes)

Submitted by: i love u
If love and happiness is what christmas is all about, then how come Santa can only bring presents?
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2.1/5 (9 votes)

Submitted by: karaokegirl87
Outdoor Christmas lights $100
Gifts $1000
Christmas party food $75
Electricity too much
Cute decorations that were on sale $20
Ingredients for cookies $10
The look on people's faces when they open their present- priceless
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2.1/5 (14 votes)

Submitted by: butterflyangel
I went to put a present under the Christams tree, and got lost. I must have been good this year, because Santa sure gave me a lot of presents!
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2.1/5 (7 votes)

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Christmas is a time of year were parents say its about family and love eww! But you know what kids say its about, the presents lol!!!!!
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2.1/5 (7 votes)

Submitted by: nicola1821
Be right back! I hear something coming from the chimney! Oh no! Santa's stuck! Be back when I get him out....
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2.1/5 (7 votes)

Submitted by: judycutie
Now it's Christmas and I want everything, I just can't wait.
It's Christmas and I want everything
I want a million gifts, thats right.
Don't forget my Christmas list tonight.
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2.1/5 (7 votes)

Submitted by: dizzlebabe
It's winter break so im either....
A. shopping for preasents
B.sleeping
C. at a party
or D. chillin with my friends
so obviously I have a life
bbl
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2.0/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: spoafy

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