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Message: QUARANTINE: The person you have attempted to reach is contaminated with Spring Fever. If you believe that you may have come in contact with this person or other sources of infection, consult a physician immediately. Symptoms include: restlessness, claustrophobia, and the desire to run outside screaming like a loon.
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Opening presents, eating, and being greedy. Talk to you after Christmas.
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1.8/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: Kewlio Joe
If I had a dollar for every snowflake that fell this year I would be a millionaire....Merry Christmas!
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1.8/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: Tobuzzcut
Christmas+Presents=Happiness
Be back when I'm done opening my presents...This may take awhile...
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1.8/5 (21 votes)

Submitted by: Daddyzgrl4891
The missle toe is right above,
that usually means we have to kiss,
but I wont wanna cause your my sis
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1.8/5 (10 votes)

Submitted by: miamiluva
In the bathroom!
merry x-mas!
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1.8/5 (10 votes)

Submitted by: `~floormat~`
I love when my parents give me gifts, but when Aunts and Uncles give you gifts, it gets freaky! Be back when im done opening presents.
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1.8/5 (10 votes)

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-Merry Christmas-
-(phone number)-
-(reason your away)-
-TTYL-
~(name)~
PS:have you been naughty>:o or niceO:-)? Remember, Santa is watching! lol;-)
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1.8/5 (13 votes)

Submitted by: BurbankBaby941ks
It's Christmas again, so I'm putting up my tree. . .Oh no! It's alive! Help!! Save me!!! It's coming closer and closer and--
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1.7/5 (38 votes)

Submitted by: barlowgirl
Today is the eve before Christmas Eve!
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1.7/5 (10 votes)

Submitted by: who cares
Jingle bells bat man smells I ran away!
Santa lost his sleigh, its obvious I left to go find Santas sleigh so I can get all the prestents!
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1.7/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: Babiangel5747
For christmas this year,all I thought I wanted was a "certain someone".But hey,frack that,I'd rather have an IPod because IPods will always love you and will never leave you.
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1.7/5 (13 votes)

Submitted by: ilovenemo541
FA LA LA LA LA...... LA LA LA LA!
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1.7/5 (16 votes)

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