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Message: Every time it's winter, you hold me tighter to keep me warm, and when we hold hands, they seem softer, and whenever we drink hot chocolate with whip cream...hey you have some whip cream right there:-*
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Making you a home made present, be back as soon as I fish it outta the toilet. Merry Christmas Everyone!!!
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Submitted by: x00xBlindManx00x
On Christmas Morning I will be opening lots of gifts and I will not be on the computer. So if there is a problem with this talk to Santa.
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Submitted by: Demon on fire 22
Its begining to look at lot like christmas! I'm outside playing in the snow and drinking hot coco, so leave a message and I'll get back to you later!
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Submitted by: merrychristmas26
I know why I can't think of what I want for Christmas!! I already have you.
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3.1/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: Rockerchic2988
I too upset to talk to anyone; someone told me Santa isn't real. Leave me a message and I will get back to after some counseling.
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3.1/5 (78 votes)

Submitted by: Reef
Let's go for a sleigh ride
A wonderful sleigh ride
Come hurry along with a song in a wintery world to glide
Just hear those sleigh bells jingling ringting tinglin too
C'mon its lovely weather for a sleigh ride togther with you
Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling "YooHoo" C'mon its lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you
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3.1/5 (29 votes)

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Rose's are red
Violets are blue
I'm christmas shopping
so I don't end up like u!
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3.1/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: soccerstars789
Why is santa so fat you ask? Well it 's because he goes all around the world eating cookies . Especially from you %n . You're not helping!
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Submitted by: turtleandrea
Dashing through the snow.
On my new snowboard today!!
Going down a hill
laughing all the way(ha ha ha).
Until I hit a tree.
And was bleeding furiously.
This Christmas was not very fun for me!!! Hey!
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3.1/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: yoyoman13
T'was the night before christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring not even a mouse. Mom at the warehouse, dad smoking grass, I had just settled down for a nice piece of a**, when out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I knew in a moment it must be st. nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew in a moment that f*cker had fell. He filled all our stocking with pretzels and beer and a big rubber d*** for my brother the queer. He went up the chimney with a tip of his hat, Merry Christmas to all, damn "he's fat".
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3.1/5 (37 votes)

Submitted by: Prancer
You know Santa, this year I don't want presents. Isn't Christmas about spending quality time together? And celebrating the birth of Jesus? But actually, now that I think about it, there is one small thing that I would like this Christmas. A copy of all the babes who have been naughty...GRRRR........;)
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3.1/5 (7 votes)

Submitted by: callahanliz
Santa asked me "What do you want for Christmas?" I said "A want a barbie and a G.I. Joe" He said " Doesn't barbie come with Ken?" I said" No, She just fakes it with Ken" BRB.
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3.0/5 (61 votes)

Submitted by: Cutiegirl43

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