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Message: I am spinning in my computer chair, getting all dizy. Send a message to make this mayhem stop!
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I'm saving Santa a trip...I'm being Naughty ;)
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3.0/5 (65 votes)

Submitted by: SquirrelDancer
Santa landed on my roof and fell off. Their are tons of tiny elfs around me. Now I am running away with the toy bag. Sure hope Comet or Blitzen dosn't see me!
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3.0/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: Mike
Opening presents but since you are reading this you obviously didn't get any! :-)
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Submitted by: SmileyGirl9022
No more teachers, no more books, no more teacher's dirty looks...that is until January it's Christmas break!
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Submitted by: cheer4cu2000
Out on a date with Rudolph! I'm trying to figure out what to buy him for Christmas! How about a green light to go wit that red one?
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3.0/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: Chimeprincess
Dear Santa:
Define naughty....
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3.0/5 (22 votes)

Submitted by: NiKkIkOaLa90
HO HO HO Merry Christmas! Now Go Away I'm peeking at the presents in my moms closet! moohahahahaha Cjkljkj Hahahaha, sorry I choked on a pretzel!
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3.0/5 (32 votes)

Submitted by: PJ's
Whoever created Santa Clause must have had a hell of an imagination!
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3.0/5 (26 votes)

Submitted by: PsychodelicFuzz
Christmas time isn't about giving, it's about RECIEVING! So if someone didn't give you a present go whoop they're butts, that's what I'm doing. BBL!
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3.0/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: jessbess202
Last night I saw santa on my roof, he must have went poof. I have no idea where he went; he must have gone through my vent, but when I went inside, there was not any presents on the floor. Maybe he came through the front door I looked through the house up and down but all I felt was a big fat frown.
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3.0/5 (6 votes)

Submitted by: ALDliberty
Gettin in the mood.....no not that mood! The Christmas one duhh!
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3.0/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: Hailey
You've been naughty so here's the scoop...all you get for Christmas is snowman poop!!
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2.9/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: 007fromheaven

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