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Category: YoMomma
Message: Yo Mama's so poor, when I was asking why she was banging on the dumpster she said, "My kids locked me out."
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Picture with Santa: $6.00 Buying cookies and milk for Santa: $10.00 The look on your face when you see Santa's gifts.. PRICELESS
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2.9/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: WhOo-HoO
I am out like a light on a christmas tree!
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2.9/5 (42 votes)

Submitted by: Beachsugar782
C-candycanes
H-happiness
R-rudolph
I-icicles
S-santa
T-tinsle
M-money
A-antlers
S-spending $
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2.9/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: 7844563219054651
I want a hippopotamous for Christmas,
Only a hippopotamous will doooo,
No crocodiles, or rhinosauruseses,
I only like hippopotamouses,
And hippopotamouses like me toooo!!
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2.9/5 (69 votes)

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Hey I think santas on crack because I saw white stuff in my presents! bbl
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2.9/5 (21 votes)

Submitted by: ~xoskittles79xo~
You know, if you get a lump of coal it means you are bad, well santa should get a lump of coal b/c he says ho ho ho merrry christmas. I'm not a ho.
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2.9/5 (15 votes)

Submitted by: 123321
Be Naughty, Save Santa The Trip!
Merry X-mas!
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2.9/5 (14 votes)

Submitted by: i<3darryl
Hey out throwin snowballs at those damn annoying little kids.... bbl, when i'm done turning one into a friggin' snowman...
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2.9/5 (14 votes)

Submitted by: ConverseGrl1019
Iíve Made M• List, checked it Twice... as Long as your naught• itís Gonna Be nice.
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2.9/5 (11 votes)

Submitted by: justinshotbabygirl
I'm out like a fat kid in a snowball fight! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
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2.8/5 (31 votes)

Submitted by: SoccerHottie12008
Jingle Bells Batman Smells Robin Layed An Egg Batmobile Lost a Wheel and I Got Away..(With The Presents) Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!What Now Santa!!!!! I WIN!!!!!!BBL BYE
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2.8/5 (15 votes)

Submitted by: BaybeGurl17
Picture with Santa: $6.00 Buying cookies and milk for Santa: $10.00 The look on your face when you see Santa's is realy your parents!.. PRICELESS
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2.8/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: tHeLoStOnE

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