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Message: I am away right now so if you really need me call 1-800-BRB.
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Hey everybody! Guess what!! Duh....it's Christmas! So, go play with all of your toys! That's what I'm doing! ttyl
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1.2/5 (107 votes)

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Santa came and told me to give you these presents because he had to go and shave his beard, you know, lice.
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1.3/5 (15 votes)

Submitted by: ~'*'~petey~'*'~
How do you tell if a reindeer has been in your refrigerator?
The hoof prints in the butter.
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1.4/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: barlowgirl
Santa is stuck on the toilet dropping the milk and cookies. Be right back when I finish stealing the presents.
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1.5/5 (31 votes)

Submitted by: Alejleo
I love Christmas!! It's the only holiday that an old fat man comes down your fireplace, with a sack of toys to give you!!! Plus he eats all your cookies too!!!
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1.5/5 (15 votes)

Submitted by: blondiibabii93
Hey there! I want to wish you a merry christm*ass*!
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1.5/5 (25 votes)

Submitted by: sweetypieinablanket
Gone christmas shopping
naughty nice
%n me!!
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1.5/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: AlLiSoNm692
Sled $45.00
Plastic Reindeer $90.00
Getting a present from Santa: Priceless
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1.6/5 (39 votes)

Submitted by: s214
Christmas is a time of giving, here is what I am giving you; a lump of coal.
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1.6/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: ????
Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Batman smells Robin layed an egg, batmobile lost it's wheel and I got away BrB!
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1.6/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: Jaybell12
Every Christmas morning I wake up and look at all the presents. Then, I pee in my pants, wake up, and realize that their is a vampire staring at me.
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1.6/5 (22 votes)

Submitted by: Hollow
It's Christmas again, so I'm putting up my tree. . .Oh no! It's alive! Help!! Save me!!! It's coming closer and closer and--
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1.7/5 (38 votes)

Submitted by: barlowgirl

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