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Message: I know that I am resting...
I also know where your (girl/boy)friend is resting, if (she/he) is missing don't call my house.
Submitted By: LaughCollector

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You know, if you get a lump of coal it means you are bad, well santa should get a lump of coal b/c he says ho ho ho merrry christmas. I'm not a ho.
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2.9/5 (15 votes)

Submitted by: 123321
Be Naughty, Save Santa The Trip!
Merry X-mas!
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2.9/5 (14 votes)

Submitted by: i<3darryl
Hey out throwin snowballs at those damn annoying little kids.... bbl, when i'm done turning one into a friggin' snowman...
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2.9/5 (14 votes)

Submitted by: ConverseGrl1019
Iíve Made M• List, checked it Twice... as Long as your naught• itís Gonna Be nice.
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2.9/5 (11 votes)

Submitted by: justinshotbabygirl
Santa asked me "What do you want for Christmas?" I said "A want a barbie and a G.I. Joe" He said " Doesn't barbie come with Ken?" I said" No, She just fakes it with Ken" BRB.
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3.0/5 (61 votes)

Submitted by: Cutiegirl43
I'm saving Santa a trip...I'm being Naughty ;)
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3.0/5 (65 votes)

Submitted by: SquirrelDancer
Santa landed on my roof and fell off. Their are tons of tiny elfs around me. Now I am running away with the toy bag. Sure hope Comet or Blitzen dosn't see me!
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3.0/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: Mike
Opening presents but since you are reading this you obviously didn't get any! :-)
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3.0/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: SmileyGirl9022
No more teachers, no more books, no more teacher's dirty looks...that is until January it's Christmas break!
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3.0/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: cheer4cu2000
Out on a date with Rudolph! I'm trying to figure out what to buy him for Christmas! How about a green light to go wit that red one?
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3.0/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: Chimeprincess
Dear Santa:
Define naughty....
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3.0/5 (22 votes)

Submitted by: NiKkIkOaLa90
HO HO HO Merry Christmas! Now Go Away I'm peeking at the presents in my moms closet! moohahahahaha Cjkljkj Hahahaha, sorry I choked on a pretzel!
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3.0/5 (32 votes)

Submitted by: PJ's

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