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Message: I'm filling my tummy with something yummy.....yum yum yum....be back when it's filled up!
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Oh Santa clause, Santa clause, why are you so fat? I was sleeping peacefully, but now my bed is flat, oh Santa clause, Santa clause, how much do you weigh? Iím glad Iím not a reindeer, who has to pull your sleigh! OMG! Santa fell through my ceiling! BBL
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3.3/5 (102 votes)

Submitted by: taydertot
My mistletoe has been hung....Now I'm just waiting for %n to come stand under it!
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3.3/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: Nikki
I wanted a puppy
with cute little paws,
so I wrote a letter
to dear Santa Clause.
I ran with joy to the
Christmas Tree
and stepped on my puppy,
Now he's history!
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3.3/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: cRaZyBiAtCh616
Santa must be rich.......because coal is expensive and how does he get enough for everyone.
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3.3/5 (38 votes)

Submitted by: jmoney358
Red Santa Oufit=$40.00
Sleigh and Reindeer=$100.00
Having you for christmas=priceless
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3.3/5 (12 votes)

Submitted by: LiLBrat9018
When grandma got run over by a reindeer, i've always wondered how she could have both hoofprints in her forehead, an incriminating clause marks in her back. wouldn't she be run over one way or the other? if you figure it out IM me.
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3.3/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: Kayaksara
Christmas ROCKS! What other time of the year do you get to sit around a dead tree in your living room and eat candy out of your socks?!? :-)
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3.4/5 (139 votes)

Submitted by: lilmizlaufalot07
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
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3.4/5 (56 votes)

Submitted by: RoxyGirly07
Roses are reddish,Violets are bluish,if it wasn't for christmas,we'd all be jewish!
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3.4/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: LexiLovesKB
I am currently having a little "chat" with Santa Cluase about the disaster under my tree last year. I am now setting a few things clear with fat boy before he picks my presents for this year. BBL when I finshish tying Mrs.Clause and write the randsome note.
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3.4/5 (22 votes)

Submitted by: Stupidhead543
So way back when people couldn't afford fancy cars or tv sets or even heat for their homes, times were tough. But all those naughty boys and girls got coal in their stockings from Santa. Now. people think getting coal is bad, but to those kids it's a new toy! You can kick it, throw it, draw with it or burn it for heat! Coal is fun to play with! Not that I would know of course...
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3.4/5 (9 votes)

Submitted by: Santas Helper
Isn't Santa being bad? I mean he breaks into everyone's house in all the world on Christmas, and he takes all those cookies and milk from those poor kids. Santa should be in jail!
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3.4/5 (24 votes)

Submitted by: dazzledog

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