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Theres sumthin stuck up in the chimney and I dont know wut it is, but its been there all year long! I'll be waiting up for santa like I did last year, but my brother says "He's already here"...and he's stuck up in the chimney and he'll never go away, so we'll have him every Christmas! And I wish you a merry Christmas!
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Submitted by: ydreemer14 |
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What does santa get for Christmas? Even fatter!
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Submitted by: DouyRulez |
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"O christmas tree... it fell on me...be back when I'm better"
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Submitted by: xtremesooner |
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It's Christmas, why would I even consider being at the computer now?! Family is way more important.
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Submitted by: MERRY22 |
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Well its Christmas morning and where the heck do you think I am?!?!
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Submitted by: shelbycobra735 |
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[M].:.[E].:.[R].:.[R].:.[Y]
[X].:.[M].:.[A].:.[S]
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Submitted by: ..:MiZz SwEeTs:.. |
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Hey, I am not here right now because it is Christmas morning, and I've been good all year. You, %n, must have not been good because you are not opening Christmas presents! If you want to, you can come to my house and I will share all of my presents with you! After all, this is the season of giving! Merry Christmas, %n!
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Submitted by: mememeeeeeee |
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I am here to tell you, I asked Santa to show himself for Christmas. I believe I got what I wanted, because there is a naked fat man in my house!
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Submitted by: bebop |
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It's Christmas time, again,
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand, all year,
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer,
You people scare me,
Please stay away from my home,
If you don't wanna get beat down,
Just leave the presents and then leave me alone.
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Submitted by: x malibu391 x |
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~*~If I had a snowflake for every reason why I love you, the whole world would be full of snowflakes~*~
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Submitted by: ?¿?¿?¿?¿? |
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Why is Santa alwayz so0o0o0o jolly??? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live..haha.. brb
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Submitted by: anonymous |
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Don't tell Santa, but I'm out being naughty. Leave a lump of coal, I mean, a message.
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Submitted by: Browneyedgurlo2 |
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