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Category: Romance
Message: A girl and guy were dating, the guy called the girl on the phone and she said, "You don't like me and you don't need me." Then she started to hang up and he said "I don't like you I Love you. I don't want you, I need you. She said, "Damn baby I love you and need you too."
Submitted By: Danielle

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Why does only santa get flying reindeer?
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2.0/5 (11 votes)

Submitted by: mallgurl600
I Saw Mommy kissing Santa Clause..What a slut mommy is!
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2.0/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: 2cute4u01
I asked santa for a bike, I got it.
I asked santa for a dog, I got one.
I asked santa for you and he called me a ho! but the next day he said sorry he cough it all up ho ho ho
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2.0/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by: yeah
It's begining to look alot like Christmas. So everywhere I go instead of sitting on my butt all day talking to you, I'm outside making a snowman. So leave a message and I'll get back to you soon. thanks a bunch.
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1.9/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: humhum254
"Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!!"
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1.9/5 (38 votes)

Submitted by: Mar_iss
Shaking my presents...boy I love christmas...BBL
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1.9/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: 2hott4u
Whats the best time of the year? ... Christmas!... being with family <3 having dinner <3 giving presents to friends and family...UGH!! NOT The best part is PRESENTS, NO SCHOOL, EATING!!!!
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1.9/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: tocute4u1
It's a bird! It's a plane! Is that? Yes it is! Its Santa's sleigh coming!!! I'll be right back after I give him his cookies and the reindeer some grain.
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1.9/5 (22 votes)

Submitted by: countrygirl8907
Jingle bells batman smells robin layed an egg, batmobile lost its wheel and joker ranaway,HEY! Batman's in the kitchen, robin's in the hall, joker's in the bathroom pi$$ing on the wall!!!
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1.9/5 (10 votes)

Submitted by: *sexy babe*
Hey people it's so close to Christmas and i'm trying so hard to be good...oh well screw being nice i'd rather be naughty and get coal! MERRY CHRISTMAS
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1.9/5 (9 votes)

Submitted by: ghettobtygrl
Last christmas I gave you my heart and the very next day you gave it away, this year to keep me from tears I'll give it to someone special.
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1.9/5 (9 votes)

Submitted by: kelleybelly22
The true meaning of christmas:
C-Credit cards
H-Hell
R-Running
I-Idiot
S- Shopping
T-Too many people in store
M-Money
A-Asking for too many gifts
S-spending $
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1.9/5 (11 votes)

Submitted by: yomama

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