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Sleigh:$75
Snow Suit:$125
Sleighing lessons:$45
Falling of the sleigh everytime you hit a bump~ priceless
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2.8/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: lovergurl4va
If Santa really knows if I have been naughty or nice; then he sure is going to have alot of dirt on me!
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3.4/5 (25 votes)

Submitted by: MrRichdawg815
I'm making my christmas list...how do you spell your name?
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4.1/5 (130 votes)

Submitted by: babi_gurl859
So way back when people couldn't afford fancy cars or tv sets or even heat for their homes, times were tough. But all those naughty boys and girls got coal in their stockings from Santa. Now. people think getting coal is bad, but to those kids it's a new toy! You can kick it, throw it, draw with it or burn it for heat! Coal is fun to play with! Not that I would know of course...
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3.4/5 (9 votes)

Submitted by: Santas Helper
I went to put a present under the Christams tree, and got lost. I must have been good this year, because Santa sure gave me a lot of presents!
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2.1/5 (7 votes)

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In the bathroom!
merry x-mas!
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1.8/5 (10 votes)

Submitted by: `~floormat~`
You know Santa, this year I don't want presents. Isn't Christmas about spending quality time together? And celebrating the birth of Jesus? But actually, now that I think about it, there is one small thing that I would like this Christmas. A copy of all the babes who have been naughty...GRRRR........;)
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3.1/5 (7 votes)

Submitted by: callahanliz
Santa Clause is coming to town...Santa Claus is coming to town, he sees you when your sleeping, he knows when your awake, he knows if you've been bad or good so be BAD for goodness sake!
MERRY CHRISTMAS
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1.7/5 (9 votes)

Submitted by: Charlotte
1 Day of Coal,
364 Days of Fun!
(I'll take my chances.)
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4.0/5 (135 votes)

Submitted by: redheadbabee08
Why is Santa alwayz so0o0o0o jolly??? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live..haha.. brb
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2.3/5 (10 votes)

Submitted by: anonymous
Alright I am going to explain my problem to you, I think that one of Santa's little elves....came down my chimney and took all my wrapping paper!!!
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2.6/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: chicabonita
I used to sing, "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth", since Santa brought me those years ago, I figured I'd start to sing, "All I want for Christmas is my two boobies!", hopefully Santa will hear me!
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2.6/5 (21 votes)

Submitted by: iLoVeYeW******

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