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Message: Termites eat through wood 2 times faster when listening to rock music.
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C-candycanes
H-happiness
R-rudolph
I-icicles
S-santa
T-tinsle
M-money
A-antlers
S-spending $
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2.9/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: 7844563219054651
It's CHRISTMAS! Do you see me IM'ing you?!
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2.5/5 (27 votes)

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If I had a snowflake for everytime I thought about you, we would never have school.
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4.1/5 (559 votes)

Submitted by: TIMidator
Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
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3.7/5 (208 votes)

Submitted by: the1 ANDonlyKINA
I'm saving Santa a trip...I'm being Naughty ;)
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3.0/5 (65 votes)

Submitted by: SquirrelDancer
My mistletoe has been hung....Now I'm just waiting for %n to come stand under it!
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3.3/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: Nikki
Do you ever wonder if santa claus might be bad? I mean if I ever saw someone coming down my chimney with a bag I'd call the cops, but instead we leave him cookies...whats wrong with this picture?
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3.6/5 (143 votes)

Submitted by: WOWyouAREsad
Christmas is a time of giving, here is what I am giving you; a lump of coal.
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1.6/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: ????
"O christmas tree... it fell on me...be back when I'm better"
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2.3/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: xtremesooner
Let's go for a sleigh ride
A wonderful sleigh ride
Come hurry along with a song in a wintery world to glide
Just hear those sleigh bells jingling ringting tinglin too
C'mon its lovely weather for a sleigh ride togther with you
Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling "YooHoo" C'mon its lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you
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3.1/5 (29 votes)

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"He sees you when you're sleeping.
He knows when you're awake.
He knows when you've been bad or good..."

Is Santa a stalker?
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4.0/5 (506 votes)

Submitted by: ViCkY
If a fat man in red comes in the middle of the night and stuffs you into a sack, don't be scared -- it's only Santa. I told him I wanted you for Christmas.
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4.1/5 (782 votes)

Submitted by: Daffy

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