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Message: Star Light Star Bright where the heck is Mr. Right?
Submitted By: Luvs2cheer980

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I too upset to talk to anyone; someone told me Santa isn't real. Leave me a message and I will get back to after some counseling.
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3.1/5 (78 votes)

Submitted by: Reef
Sorry I'm away it could be for the following Reasons : 1. I ran out of candy canes and have to buy more 2. I ran out of egg nog and I have to buy more 3. I ran out of beer and have to buy more 4. Santa claus is at the door and is demanding more cookies. or 5. I'm out shopping the day before christmas!
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2.3/5 (23 votes)

Submitted by: Rhystic02
It's Christmas, why would I even consider being at the computer now?! Family is way more important.
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2.3/5 (33 votes)

Submitted by: MERRY22
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There's just one thing I need
I don't care about presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true...
All I want for Christmas
Is you...
Happy Holidays!!!
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3.9/5 (320 votes)

Submitted by: bebe1
No more teachers, no more books, no more teacher's dirty looks...that is until January it's Christmas break!
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3.0/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: cheer4cu2000
If my left leg was Thanksgiving and my right leg was Christmas you'd be between them right now.
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2.2/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: anna
I want a hippopotamous for Christmas,
Only a hippopotamous will doooo,
No crocodiles, or rhinosauruseses,
I only like hippopotamouses,
And hippopotamouses like me toooo!!
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2.9/5 (69 votes)

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I'm out at 7-11 because I forgot to put out milk and cookies for santa and he is sitting in my living room waiting for me to get back.
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2.7/5 (26 votes)

Submitted by: will martin
Picture with Santa: $6.00 Buying cookies and milk for Santa: $10.00 The look on your face when you see Santa's gifts.. PRICELESS
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2.9/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: WhOo-HoO
Santa is stuck on the toilet dropping the milk and cookies. Be right back when I finish stealing the presents.
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1.5/5 (31 votes)

Submitted by: Alejleo
It's a bird! It's a plane! Is that? Yes it is! Its Santa's sleigh coming!!! I'll be right back after I give him his cookies and the reindeer some grain.
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1.9/5 (22 votes)

Submitted by: countrygirl8907
Opening presents, eating, and being greedy. Talk to you after Christmas.
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1.8/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: Kewlio Joe

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