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Message: Swimmers don't swim because its fun. Ask any of us, most of us hate it, but we couldn't imagine our lives without it. Its part of us, something we live for. We live for the 3 hr practices, the team parties, the long bus rides, the invitationals, the countless swim caps, the jokes, the friendships, the laughs, the love, the coaches you hate but appreciate later, and the sport itself. We live for the way you become a family with your team, and no one understands what happens within that pool or locker room but you and your teammates. We live for the countless songs you sing in your head when you're swimming all those laps. We live for the people who scream at you while you're swimming even though all you hear is BLAH BLAH BLAH. We live for the competition, we live for the friends, we live for the practice, and we live for the pain. We live for the team; it's a part of us because we are swimmers
Submitted By: 101swimchick

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I too upset to talk to anyone; someone told me Santa isn't real. Leave me a message and I will get back to after some counseling.
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3.1/5 (78 votes)

Submitted by: Reef
Sorry I'm away it could be for the following Reasons : 1. I ran out of candy canes and have to buy more 2. I ran out of egg nog and I have to buy more 3. I ran out of beer and have to buy more 4. Santa claus is at the door and is demanding more cookies. or 5. I'm out shopping the day before christmas!
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2.3/5 (23 votes)

Submitted by: Rhystic02
It's Christmas, why would I even consider being at the computer now?! Family is way more important.
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2.3/5 (33 votes)

Submitted by: MERRY22
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There's just one thing I need
I don't care about presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true...
All I want for Christmas
Is you...
Happy Holidays!!!
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3.9/5 (320 votes)

Submitted by: bebe1
No more teachers, no more books, no more teacher's dirty looks...that is until January it's Christmas break!
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3.0/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: cheer4cu2000
If my left leg was Thanksgiving and my right leg was Christmas you'd be between them right now.
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2.2/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: anna
I want a hippopotamous for Christmas,
Only a hippopotamous will doooo,
No crocodiles, or rhinosauruseses,
I only like hippopotamouses,
And hippopotamouses like me toooo!!
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2.9/5 (69 votes)

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I'm out at 7-11 because I forgot to put out milk and cookies for santa and he is sitting in my living room waiting for me to get back.
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2.7/5 (26 votes)

Submitted by: will martin
Picture with Santa: $6.00 Buying cookies and milk for Santa: $10.00 The look on your face when you see Santa's gifts.. PRICELESS
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2.9/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: WhOo-HoO
Santa is stuck on the toilet dropping the milk and cookies. Be right back when I finish stealing the presents.
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1.5/5 (31 votes)

Submitted by: Alejleo
It's a bird! It's a plane! Is that? Yes it is! Its Santa's sleigh coming!!! I'll be right back after I give him his cookies and the reindeer some grain.
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1.9/5 (22 votes)

Submitted by: countrygirl8907
Opening presents, eating, and being greedy. Talk to you after Christmas.
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1.8/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: Kewlio Joe

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