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Message: Can't Sleep, Clowns will eat meCan't Sleep, Clowns will eat meCan't Sleep, Clowns will eat meCan't Sleep, Clowns will eat meIf you're reading this, I'm already DEAD!
Submitted By: Sweetassugar5130

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I'm out like a fat kid in a snowball fight! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
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2.8/5 (31 votes)

Submitted by: SoccerHottie12008
Out on a date with Rudolph! I'm trying to figure out what to buy him for Christmas! How about a green light to go wit that red one?
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3.0/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: Chimeprincess
Santa asked me "What do you want for Christmas?" I said "A want a barbie and a G.I. Joe" He said " Doesn't barbie come with Ken?" I said" No, She just fakes it with Ken" BRB.
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3.0/5 (61 votes)

Submitted by: Cutiegirl43
As you sit wondering what you should get me for Christmas just ask yourself: is it returnable?
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3.5/5 (109 votes)

Submitted by: Ltstcraze
Christmas ROCKS! What other time of the year do you get to sit around a dead tree in your living room and eat candy out of your socks?!? :-)
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3.4/5 (139 votes)

Submitted by: lilmizlaufalot07
Theres sumthin stuck up in the chimney and I dont know wut it is, but its been there all year long! I'll be waiting up for santa like I did last year, but my brother says "He's already here"...and he's stuck up in the chimney and he'll never go away, so we'll have him every Christmas! And I wish you a merry Christmas!
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2.3/5 (29 votes)

Submitted by: ydreemer14
All I want for christmas is you baby. So put a bow on and let me un wrap you. ;)
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3.2/5 (111 votes)

Submitted by: qtkjunkatt
*~*~*All I want for Christmas is YOU!! :-* *~*~*
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2.5/5 (33 votes)

Submitted by: cherrychic6916
What does santa get for Christmas? Even fatter!
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2.3/5 (28 votes)

Submitted by: DouyRulez
Santa Suit rental- $25
Sled - $45
Plastic reindeer - $90
Seeing your neighbor pretending to be Santa on top of the roof and falling off......priceless
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3.9/5 (391 votes)

Submitted by: Philibert
Santa landed on my roof and fell off. Their are tons of tiny elfs around me. Now I am running away with the toy bag. Sure hope Comet or Blitzen dosn't see me!
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3.0/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: Mike
On Christmas Morning I will be opening lots of gifts and I will not be on the computer. So if there is a problem with this talk to Santa.
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3.1/5 (53 votes)

Submitted by: Demon on fire 22

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