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If I had a dollar for every snowflake that fell this year I would be a millionaire....Merry Christmas!
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1.8/5 (20 votes)
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Submitted by: Tobuzzcut |
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Don't tell Santa, but I'm out being naughty. Leave a lump of coal, I mean, a message.
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2.2/5 (26 votes)
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Submitted by: Browneyedgurlo2 |
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Opening presents but since you are reading this you obviously didn't get any! :-)
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3.0/5 (51 votes)
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Submitted by: SmileyGirl9022 |
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Sorry, I am too busy ripping open Christmas presents to talk to you.
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2.4/5 (24 votes)
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Submitted by: SouthernChick838 |
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Christmas+Presents=Happiness
Be back when I'm done opening my presents...This may take awhile...
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1.8/5 (21 votes)
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Submitted by: Daddyzgrl4891 |
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"Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!!"
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1.9/5 (38 votes)
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Submitted by: Mar_iss |
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Sled $45.00
Plastic Reindeer $90.00
Getting a present from Santa: Priceless
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1.6/5 (39 votes)
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Submitted by: s214 |
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Hold on I'm putting up my tree! O s**t it fell on me, this could take a little while.
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2.7/5 (38 votes)
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Submitted by: hclover35 |
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How do you tell if a reindeer has been in your refrigerator?
The hoof prints in the butter.
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1.4/5 (60 votes)
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Submitted by: barlowgirl |
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I'm stuck under the mistletoe. Please help me get out!
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3.3/5 (73 votes)
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Submitted by: Euphchick2007 |
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Ho ho ho
Under the mistle toe
Kiss me once kiss me twice
Are you naughty or are you nice?
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3.2/5 (126 votes)
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Submitted by: tinkerbell292929 |
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Lets be naughty santa wont mind!
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2.7/5 (44 votes)
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Submitted by: fatalbert999 |
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