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Message: Don't hate me cause im beautiful, hate me cause ur boyfriend thinks I am
Submitted By: Chels

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Making you a home made present, be back as soon as I fish it outta the toilet. Merry Christmas Everyone!!!
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3.2/5 (15 votes)

Submitted by: x00xBlindManx00x
I thought of what I wanted for christmas, but it would be to hard for your family to ship you in a small uncomfortable box soo maybe next X-mas!
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3.5/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: ShadyzPrincess4eva!!
The roof goes "ho, ho, ho" who would of known "ho, ho, ho" who would of known. Up in my room "ZZZZZZ, ZZZZZ, ZZZZZ", there I am sleeping waiting for old Saint Nick.
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1.7/5 (10 votes)

Submitted by: christmas morgan
HO HO HO Merry Christmas! Now Go Away I'm peeking at the presents in my moms closet! moohahahahaha Cjkljkj Hahahaha, sorry I choked on a pretzel!
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3.0/5 (32 votes)

Submitted by: PJ's
I love when my parents give me gifts, but when Aunts and Uncles give you gifts, it gets freaky! Be back when im done opening presents.
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1.8/5 (10 votes)

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'Twas da night befo' Christmas & all in the hood,
Not a homie was stirring because it was all good;
The tube socks was hung on the window sill
And we all had smiles up on our grill.......
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4.0/5 (175 votes)

Submitted by: Sara34ahs
I wish I were santa, then I would know who all the naughty boys were and where they lived. ;D
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4.0/5 (74 votes)

Submitted by: Sarah
Isn't Santa being bad? I mean he breaks into everyone's house in all the world on Christmas, and he takes all those cookies and milk from those poor kids. Santa should be in jail!
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3.4/5 (24 votes)

Submitted by: dazzledog
If its Christmas, why would you be on your computer looking at peoples away messages instead of doing christmas stuff such as opening PRESENTS?
Merry Christmas!
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2.5/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by: xcutestxchickx
Santa is coming tonight
And I want a car, and I want a life.
And I want a first class trip to Hawaii.
I want a lifetime supply
Of skittles & slurpees and Eskimo pies
I want a DVD,
A big screen TV,
Just bring me things that I don't need
'Cuz now it's Christmas
And I want everything
I just can't wait for
Christmas
So don't stop spending
I want a million gifts, that's right
Don't forget my Christmas list tonight
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2.6/5 (9 votes)

Submitted by: blondeeforyoo19
Last night I saw santa on my roof, he must have went poof. I have no idea where he went; he must have gone through my vent, but when I went inside, there was not any presents on the floor. Maybe he came through the front door I looked through the house up and down but all I felt was a big fat frown.
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3.0/5 (6 votes)

Submitted by: ALDliberty
It's christmas, and while I am opening my other presents, I hope I get a new heart to replace the broken one.
~later~
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3.7/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: cancunqt12

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